On last nightâs Late Night, Seth Meyers welcomed back writers Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hagel to deliver a brand new round of âJokes Seth Canât Tellâ covering everything from Starbucks discontinuing its gluten-free breakfast sandwich to the NYC Dyke March to the royal wedding to lesbian sex positions (âComing in at No. 1: Whatever lets you finish in time to watch Rachel Maddowâ). As usual, Meyers decides to give it a shot at the end and tell a joke of his own, and also as usual, it ends with Ruffin yelling at him, âSeth, how DARE you!â