Tuesday night’s episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon picked up where the State of the Union address left off: with a post-speech speech from our super-tan commander in chief, Donald Trump himself. You might find yourself automatically tensing up when you see a man known for his mastery of the crude art of “locker-room talk†in an actual locker room, but rest assured, he was actually on his best behavior. He even went and got himself a special water bottle no one could possibly make a meme out of.
Here’s Trump’s Post-Speech Speech
