Democrats recently scored a formidable victory over President Trump’s border wall obsession, forking over a puny amount of dough that would probably be closer to bankrolling unlimited McDonalds for our POTUS for the rest of his life than any type of legitimate border protection. Time to party like it’s 2008, you donkeys! But Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, given strict instructions not to gloat about their ownage, just have to say something, you know? Too bad they’re not very good at low-key celebrating:
“We wanted some things, sure, but he gave us everything.â€
“The president ate our lunch. He ate his lunch. He ate all the lunches. He likes lunch.â€
“The president really did whip our butts. And that’s just one reason I’m sitting on a hemorrhoid cushion right now.â€
“Daddy tough. Daddy real tough.â€
And when Pelosi goes for another round of smug clapping? [Chefs kiss.]