Jimmy Kimmel does his duty as a late-night host by periodically welcoming brand new citizens to the good ol’ US of A with a fancy celebration done on national television. But the news of the week made this particular installment all the more poignant, with country artist Brad Paisley joining Kimmel to sing what we might call a “remix†of Neil Young’s “Coming to America.†It lists all the good things about America they can look forward to: making your dog into an Instagram account, buying cheap stuff with American flags on it, and, of course, eating butter. Welcome to America, folks, hope you like Costco samples!