Things might be looking up for Trump brothers Don Jr. and Eric, who, despite accusing a certain presidential candidate’s son of nepotism, seem to be having a pretty kickass autumn. Eric has a crush on a lady. (His wife.) Don Jr. discovered the joys of shopping at FAO Schwarz. Eric is learning how to take showers. (Poorly.) They even did a solid cable-news blitz! Cue those Succession chords, because Daddy must be so, so proud. “We’d be running the Trump Organization even if Trump wasn’t our father,†the eldest insists, while Eric plants his face in a pin-screen toy. “The Trumps are here to say. Our message for the Dems, Do we look like people who lose?†Ahem.