John Mulaney Will Sexually Confuse You With His Sound of Music Nazi, Who’s 33 Going on 46

The country? Austria. The year? 1930-bad. The Sound of Music’s Rolf (John Mulaney) and Liesl (Cecily Strong) are sharing a romantic gazebo moment well before, ugh, the von Trapps have to escape the Nazis, but something seems … off about Rolf. “Age is just a number that the government keeps track of,� he reminds Liesel as he increases his years to 33, 38, 41, and eventually 46. “You’re only as old as you feel. Do you know what statutory means? It means I looked it up and we’re on the right side of the cusp.� Given that she’s rich and good with puppets and he’s just a geriatric telegram boy, she’s not exactly sure the math is in her favor. Also, he only owns a bike and still lives with his mom? That’s a dealbreaker, ladies. And he’s older than her dad, the captain? As Rolf not incorrectly notes, “Damn, how sexy is that.�