SNL Promotes Kate McKinnon’s Cat to Featured Player

The longing for cute and cuddly pet adoptions has never been higher thanks to our perpetual self-quarantine era, and what perfect timing is this: Whiskers R We owner Barbara DeDrew (Kate McKinnon), denied her small-business loan, has to make a commercial from her home to get all of these fur monsters the hell out of there. And the options are … questionable at best. Baxter is into BDSM (biting ‘dem silly mice) a little too much. Marbles has been furloughed from her full-time sunbathing by the window job. Boots has a side hustle as a dominatrix who specializes in spit play. Still interested? Barbara can be at your place in an hour. “We now do curbside delivery,� she adds, “order one cat and we’ll leave 10 to 15 on your porch.�