Michael Keaton was doing some stuff on The Tonight Show. He zigged when Jimmy Fallon expected a zag — demanding a Lizzo snippet so he and Fallon could dance, gifting him with a wadded-up tissue, and promising to saw his desk in half next time they meet. Keaton seemingly scrapped all the planned interview questions and went into a like two-minute bit about how useful and powerful flashlights are. He’s not wrong. You feel powerful with a flashlight. Fallon and Keaton used a microphone to demonstrate the most powerful flashlight grips. Maybe they’ll talk about Batman later.