“paul thinks thousand island is called hundred years sauce.†Punisher artist and “Silk Chiffon†CVS shopper Phoebe Bridgers tweeted this bombshell datum on November 6, confirming two things at once:
1. Normal People actor Paul Mescal is a sweet dummy who probably pointed at a bottle of Thousand Island dressing somewhere and called it “hundred-years sauce,†and
2. Bridgers and the aforementioned sweet dummy are totally, probably dating.
Speculation about this particular celebrity couple has existed since summer 2020. That June, Bridgers told NME, â€I got a little pitter-patter in my heart†when Mescal followed her on Instagram, and a month later they were spotted canoodling in County Cork, Ireland. In December 2020, Mescal appeared in the music video for Bridgers’s “Savior Complex,†and just this past Halloween, Ziwe posted a photo of them in an MGK/Megan Fox couple’s costume. But the realest confirmation of all came on the night of what may henceforth be known as hundred-years-sauce-gate, when Mescal and Bridgers stepped out on the LACMA Gala red carpet.
I mean …
Screaming, crying, shaking, throwing up … Somebody roll the windows down!