Jacob Elordi Is Your Newly Crowned Short King

Against all odds, Jacob Elordi was crowned a short king on Saturday Night Live this weekend. In a sketch featuring a Bachelor-like dating show centered on “short kings,� Chloe Fineman’s Tiffany had to choose between three remaining suitors under five-foot-eight. But before she can pick Kevin, Harold, or Tiny Teddy (“It’s just Teddy�), there’s one final twist. Enter Jackson (Elordi), who towers above the other contestants at a staggering six-foot-five. “Yeah, I chose him,� Fineman instantly says, despite just delivering a long spiel about how the other short kings, played by Bowen Yang, Molly Kearney in a mustache, and Marcello Hernández, all opened her mind. “Let’s get to know him anyway,� the show’s host (Mikey Day) says, and we learn that Jackson is from Pittsburgh, technically still has a girlfriend, and needs to borrow $200,000 — but Tiffany is undeterred. “Look, I loved my time with you guys, but with Jackson I won’t have to weirdly bend my knees in photos,� she explains. And before the host can stop her, Tiffany is already furiously making out with her tall short king Jackson. “Third season in a row this has happened,� he says.