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Don’t Text, Mommy’s at the Rolling Stones

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It’s summer — do you know where your children are? For once, avoiding that ghastly Ticketmaster queue. While Taylor is off on her Tortured Poets Department semester abroad and Ariana Grande is in the Galinda bubble, there’s an uncommon dearth of young stars on the American circuit through August. Left to fill the gap? Older artists, who are hitting the road to tour new albums, celebrate anniversaries, or just line their pockets (and sometimes all three). Yes, it’s a season of looking back, whether that means to the Summer of Love or to those years when you couldn’t leave the house without hearing an Usher hit. So which Gen-X, elder-millenial, or boomer-friendly summer tour is right for you?

The Golden Oldies

These old-timers still got the goods! Frozen-in-amber acts the Rolling Stones and Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band are playing marathon sets with a verve that’ll have you thinking they’re doping with Cialis, while Bob Dylan continues his never-ending tour, this time with Willie Nelson. Also, icons of the ’80s — whether that’s Janet Jackson’s dance pop or Metallica’s thrash metal — firmly count as classic now. Dust off that leather jacket and embrace it.

Luis Miguel
Through June 14

The Rolling Stones
Through July 21

Janet Jackson
Through July 30

Styx & Foreigner
June 11–August 28

Willie Nelson & Family and Bob Dylan
June 21–September 20

Doobie Brothers
June 23–September 28

Def Leppard & Journey
July 6–September 8

Sammy Hagar
July 13–August 31

Metallica
August 2–September 1

Deep Purple
August 14–September 8

Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band
August 15–September 15

The OG Lollapaloozers

Gen-Xers can have a grunge-girl summer with Pearl Jam, finally see Missy Elliott headline a tour, or lean into dadhood and catch Wilco for the 27th time. You even have two chances to see Sublime, depending on whether you want the real guys, who are playing with Bradley Nowell’s son, or you’re a big Rome fan for some reason.

Sublime
June 8–September 29

Sublime With Rome
Through Oct 4

Hootie & the Blowfish
Through October 12

Pearl Jam
August 12–September 29

Wilco
June 12–July 5

New Kids on the Block
June 14–August 25

SWV & Xscape
June 27–August 18

Missy Elliott
July 4–August 23

Limp Bizkit
July 16–August 24

Creed
July 17–December 5

Green Day
July 29–September 28

Bikini Kill
August 15–September 12

Incubus
August 23–September 12

The ’90s Wannabes

Vampire Weekend doesn’t technically belong with the Gen-Xers. But they did leave the neo–dad rock of 2019’s Father of the Bride for ’90s New York City nostalgia on this year’s Only God Was Above Us, so consider them ’90s in spirit. Death comes for us all.

Vampire Weekend
June 6–October 17

The Stars of TRL

From two-fifths of *NSYNC to five-fifths of P!nk (a.k.a. just P!nk), this season’s highest-profile pop shows are for the Y2k MTV-nostalgia crowd (condolences to the J.Lo fans). Of the paltry few things millennial culture can take pride in, these performers’ live acts are among them — just ask anyone who saw Usher in Vegas.

Justin Timberlake
Through December 20

Joey Fatone & AJ McLean
Through August 30

Blink-182
June 20–October 11

Usher
August 14–November 30

P!nk
August 10–November 23

The Country Elders

Old country fans who love complaining about how the genre isn’t as good as it was back in their day will have ample opportunity to relive it. Alabama and George Strait are repping the best of the ’80s (alongside old soul Chris Stapleton), Tim McGraw and Clint Black are resurrecting their classic ’90s sound, and Kenny Chesney is delivering all those laid-back, turn-of-the-century hits. Even if, for some reason, you’re longing for 2010s bro-country, well, Luke Bryan’s on tour too.

Tim McGraw
Through September 1

George Strait & Chris Stapleton
Through July 20

Kenny Chesney
Through August 25

Luke Bryan
June 13–September 14

Alabama
June 13–November 9

Clint Black
June 13–November 9

The Cross-Generational Diplomats

What’s a band to do when they’re not a big enough draw to play amphitheaters on their own? Team up with another band that’s about 20 years older (or younger!). These acts are ambassadors, bringing together generations of indie-music nerds (Modest Mouse & Pixies), karaoke balladeers (Train & REO Speedwagon), or fans of groovy Bay Area rockers (Santana & Counting Crows).

Modest Mouse & Pixies
Through June 30

Santana & Counting Crows
June 14–September 2

Train & REO Speedwagon
July 8–September 11

Young Music That Feels Old

Okay, here’s where we can build some bridges. This is the ‘take your tween daughter or younger cousin to one of these and earn Mom Cred, Dad Cred, or the much less vaunted Cousin Cred(?)’ material. Proving to older generations that what’s popular today isn’t that bad is a fool’s errand. Well, except for right now, while old-fashioned rootsy folk and country music is topping the charts. Parents will probably like the heart-baring Noah Kahan and the country rogue Zach Bryan as much as their zillennial kids.

Niall Horan
Through August 3

Noah Kahan
Through August 4

Tyler Childers
Through August 24

Zach Bryan
Through December 19

Hozier
Through September 29

Don’t Text, Mommy’s at the Rolling Stones