Now that Bennifer 2.0 is kaput, Jennifer Lopez’s camp is on the offensive. “Sources†are saying things like Ben Affleck “has a darkness to him that no other person can fix.†What a quote (given to Page Six)! But that story keeps on giving, because sources also linked Affleck to Kick Kennedy, daughter of former presidential hopeful RFK Jr. Specifically, it claims Affleck spent J.Lo’s birthday with Kennedy at the Polo Lounge.
But who is Kick Kennedy? That’s what the people of Twitter apparently were googling, because they surfaced an older Town & Country story which contains yet another tale of RFK Jr. tampering with a dead animal. This story is about that time Robert and Kick went to the beach with a chainsaw to retrieve the head of a dead whale. “Every time we accelerated on the highway, whale juice would pour into the windows of the car, and it was the rankest thing on the planet,†Kennedy said. “We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out, and people on the highway were giving us the finger, but that was just normal day-to-day stuff for us.†At least they didn’t have to make a reservation at Peter Luger covered in “whale juice.â€