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  1. casting call
    Jonah Hill Is Truckin’ to Portray Jerry GarciaParallel beards.
  2. vulture festival 2021
    Mira Sorvino Once Had a Sex Scene With Her Cousin“He’s a very nice guy. A handsome guy.”
  3. vulture festival 2021
    Abe and Rose Deign to Eat TV Dinners in This Mrs. Maisel First LookAlso, Rachel Brosnahan looking like a Renoir painting!
  4. vulture festival 2021
    Melanie Lynskey Got a Special ‘Line Reading’ of Her Yellowjackets Orgasm“It was very embarrassing to film.”
  5. respect the classics
    Graeme Edge, Venerable Moody Blues Co-Founder, Dead at 80He set the tone to hits such as “Your Wildest Dreams” and “Nights in White Satin.”
  6. rock hall 2021
    The Rock Hall Induction Cut a Charlie Watts All-Star Tribute for Time“Rehearsing the song was a highlight for sure,” Go-Go’s bassist Kathy Valentine revealed.
  7. ask an expert
    Dissecting Genesis’ ‘Jesus He Knows Me’ With the Coolest Pastor I Know“I probably took Phil Collins more seriously than he took himself on some of his songs.”
  8. last night on late night
    Stephen Colbert Risks Catastrophic Back Failure to Dance With David ByrneWouldn’t we all.
  9. rock hall 2021
    Live From the Rock Hall Induction, It’s Chappelle’s Show“I would like to apologize,” the comedian said while inducting Jay-Z. “I’m just fucking with you all.”
  10. rock hall 2021
    Paul McCartney Inducts His Beautiful Stalker, Dave Grohl, Into the Rock Hall“We had a great time with our groups, but then eventually tragedy happened.”
  11. rock hall 2021
    The Go-Go’s Ding the Rock Hall’s Misogyny Problem“There would not be less of us if more of us were visible.”
  12. rock hall 2021
    LL Cool J Still Sees His Rock Hall Snubs As a Blessing“I wasn’t thinking about the people who voted against me. I was thinking about the people who voted for me. It was love.”
  13. rock hall 2021
    Jay-Z’s Rock Hall Induction Made Him ‘Cry in Front of All These White People’“Sorry for this long-ass speech.”
  14. rock hall 2021
    Taylor Swift Pleads Her Case for Carole King Being the Greatest Songwriter EverOf course there’s also a cat reference.
  15. rock hall 2021
    Drew Barrymore Goes Full Go-Go’s Girl for Their Rock Hall Induction“This is a true-blue love letter from their biggest fan.”
  16. rocked and rolled
    Jane Wiedlin Knows the Go-Go’s Could’ve Been Even Bigger“Because at that time we gave a fuck what people thought of us.”
  17. $$$$
    Devo and Failed Reagan Assassin Have Uncontrollable Urge to Argue Over RoyaltiesA poem written by John Hinckley Jr. was incorporated into “I Desire.”
  18. sultans of snub
    Mark Knopfler’s Rock Hall Feud Is Apparently PoliticalA breaking development, three years later.
  19. paulina-o
    Paulina Porizkova Drives Home With Her Ric Ocasek Settlement“I don’t think my husband had the brain capacity at the time to figure out what he was really doing.”
  20. annexed bachelor nation
    Disgraced Former Bachelor Host Engaged to Current Bachelor ReporterCorporate synergy!
  21. last night on late night
    Who Said Jason Sudeikis Isn’t the Punishing Type?SNL essentially gave us a Brazzers prologue.
  22. gimme! gimme! gimme!
    Now This Is What We Wanted From ABBATheir new song “Just a Notion” is Voulez-Vous era.
  23. lads
    Franz Ferdinand Drummer Says Take Me Out … of the Band“It was a bit of a shocker for us when we found out.”
  24. art du jour
    David Byrne’s New Book Is (Nothing But) DingbatsIllustrated dingbats, that is.
  25. bachelor nation
    The Bachelorette Has Its WikiLeaks MomentA contestant got swiftly eliminated after his “playbook” was exposed.
  26. respect the classics
    Paul McCartney and Taylor Swift Roll Forward As Rock Hall of Fame PresentersFor Foo Fighters and Carole King, respectively.
  27. drama in the air tonight
    Remember the Phil Collins Alamo Artifacts BattleYears after his massive donation, plans for the Texas museum are imploding.
  28. on comedy
    Netflix Fires Alleged Leaker As Dave Chappelle News Cycle Continues“The only person who gets fired is the Black person who was quiet the entire time,” the employee responded.
  29. exit interview
    This! Is! Matt Amodio’s Response to Your Loss Conspiracy Theories!“I wasn’t being fed the answers when I was winning, and I didn’t throw the game when I lost.”
  30. respect the classics
    Um, Should We Be Worried About Genesis?But mostly Phil Collins.
  31. disrespect the classics
    Paul McCartney Reviews the Rolling Stones: ‘Blues Cover Band’“I’m not sure I should say it, but.”
  32. trailer mix
    COVID Doesn’t Exist in Curb Your Enthusiasm’s Season 11 TrailerBut Richard Lewis does!
  33. trailer mix
    Jojo Was a Man Who Thought He Watched The Beatles: Get Back Trailer“It’s going to be such a comical thing like in 50 years’ time. They broke up because Yoko sat on an amp.”
  34. disrespect the classics
    Eric Clapton Laid Down Donations to an Anti-Vaxx BandThe guitarist donated thousands of dollars and a van.
  35. this! is! the end of an era!
    The Amodio Rodeo Ends at Jeopardy!Matt Amodio was finally defeated after 38 wins.
  36. this! is! a fun quiz!
    Can You Answer the Jeopardy! Clues Matt Amodio Couldn’t?Go on, prove how smart you are.
  37. uss enterprise
    Boston Legal Legend Will Go to SpaceWilliam Shatner, at 90, will be the oldest person to blast off Earth.
  38. ka … chow?
    SNL Crashes and Burns Lightning McQueen’s Legacy“This is a complete betrayal of a beloved character and I don’t want any part of it.”
  39. the amodio rodeo
    Matt Amodio, Adorable Nerd, Now Has Jeopardy!’s Second-Longest Winning StreakHe’s at a remarkable 33 victories.
  40. last night on late night
    James Gandolfini Wanted to Play a ‘Blue-Collar’ Gabagool Boss on The Office“He was shy and intrigued,” B.J. Novak confirms.
  41. respect the classics
    This Previously Unheard Rolling Stones Song Should’ve Made the Tattoo You CutCome listen to “Troubles A’ Comin.”
  42. this! is! something!
    Mayim Bialik Doesn’t Accept Your Jeopardy! Criticism: ‘Let Me Read the Clues’She’s also surprised people are “so passionate about who hosts” the show.
  43. respect the classics
    Bruce Springsteen and John Mellencamp Air Late-Life Crises With ‘Wasted Days’A new collaboration from the heartland hunks.
  44. superlatives
    The Greatest and Trippiest of the Doors, According to Robby Krieger“Jim always told me that when you write a song, you want each person that hears it to get something different out of it.”
  45. respect the classics
    Swing and Cry Along to the Rolling Stones’ Charlie Watts Tour TributeAnd the crowd goes wild.
  46. respect the classics
    Bob Dylan Making Tour Plans Until 2024 Is More Shocking Than His Going ElectricThe man is 80!
  47. trailer mix
    Alana Haim Is Paul Thomas Anderson’s ’70s Ingénue in the Licorice Pizza TrailerBradley Cooper is also there, smashing cars.
  48. last night on late night
    John Oliver Won’t Rest Until Jeopardy! Gets Its Shit Together“By the way, great job so far, guys.”
  49. this! is! exciting!
    What’s … Matt Amodio Breaking $1 Million?He’s only the third Jeopardy! contestant to accomplish this.
  50. romantic simulations
    Elon Musk and Grimes Took the Red Pill and Broke Up“We are semi-separated but still love each other.”
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