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Kelly Conaboy is the author of The Particulars of Peter: Dance Lessons, DNA Tests, and Other Excuses to Hang Out with My Perfect Dog. She has written for the New York Times, The Atlantic, and the Washington Post.

  1. screen time
    Too Much Peppa Pig Is Causing Kids to Speak in British AccentsCrikey, is your kid under the influence of the #PeppaEffect?
  2. valentine’s day
    Paint Someone a Painting for Valentine’s DayA sweet, personal gift that forces the receiver to display your art in perpetuity.
  3. uh-oh
    A Salad Is the Perfect Food to Dump on SomeoneMiranda Lambert got into an argument at a Nashville restaurant and expressed her anger with a salad.
  4. the westminster dog show
    The Fearless Dachshund Who Should Have Won ‘Best in Show’A closer look at the most spirited dog at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.
  5. vanderpump rules
    It’s Girls Trip Time on Vanderpump RulesJax, Brittany, and James are in therapy, and “Crazy Kristen” emerges on a trip to Solvang.
  6. valentine’s day
    The Most Romantic Gift Is a Room Full of BalloonsThis Valentine’s Day, give her a balloon room (like that scene in Patch Adams).
  7. keeping up with the royals
    Prince Harry Says Meghan Markle Is Carrying a ‘Big Baby’(Says Prince Harry.)
  8. science of us
    Should You Try Dry Brushing?We try out the popular method of exfoliation and toxin-removal.
  9. advice
    How to Wear a Scarf: A Guide for MenAn illustrated guide for those who just don’t know how.
  10. modelland
    Tyra Banks Is Opening a Model-Themed Theme ParkThe 21,000-square-foot park will be a “fantasy version” of the world of modeling, oh my God.
  11. vanderpump rules
    Tom Tom Throws a Party and Lisa Gets Drunk on Vanderpump RulesAnd Kristen’s not invited!
  12. the habits of the ultra-rich
    Rich People Keep Destroying Their Art With Champagne CorksMeet the woman who helps billionaire yacht owners protect their art … from themselves.
  13. winter
    Stay Worm Out ThereIt is imperative right now that we stay worm.
  14. quiz
    Can You Guess Which Single Vegetable Kylie Jenner Ordered on Postmates?The entrepreneur racked up a $10,000 Postmates bill last year, including this veggie. Can you guess what it is?
  15. the cut opinion pages
    How to Blow Out a CandleYou must practice patience and honor your self-worth.
  16. vanderpump rules
    Tom Sandoval, Shut Your Mouth!The boys discuss Lala and Ariana’s sex lives in detail on the newest episode of Vanderpump Rules.
  17. keeping up with the royals
    Why Is Prince George Claiming His Name Is Archie?A tiny mystery.
  18. quiz
    Can You Tell the Difference Between Lorelai Gilmore and Roger Stone?Two big Godfather fans duke it out in our very tricky quiz.
  19. relationships
    How Two Poly Vampires Make Their Marriage WorkThey work together, sleep during the day together, and drink blood together!
  20. good ideas
    Why Not Communicate With Your Friends Solely Through Celebrities?Cameo is a service for hiring celebrities to tell your friends things like “happy birthday.” But what if you used it to tell them “I’m running late”?
  21. satire
    Are You Kate Middleton, or Am I?Looking for answers in a glass door.
  22. the cut opinion pages
    Embrace Your Friend, the Freezing Cold TemperatureA look into the bright side of anger-inducing cold.
  23. vanderpump rules
    It’s ‘Girls Night In’ on Vanderpump Rules, UnfortunatelyPlus: the return of Tom Sandoval’s trumpet.
  24. satire
    Imagined Letters Between Trump and PelosiWhat if they just kept writing to each other?
  25. an investigation
    Do Our Dentists Hate Us?An attempt to find out if our filthy teeth have earned us an enemy.
  26. advice
    How to Take a Compliment (About Your Dog)Advice for saying “thank you” on behalf of your tiny sweetie.
  27. vanderpump rules
    This Was the Most Excruciating Vanderpump Rules Episode YetThe return of the dreaded staff meeting, plus a visit from Stassi’s mom.
  28. the cut opinion pages
    The Email ‘Attach’ and ‘Link’ Buttons Should Be Easier to Tell ApartA plea for the digital age.
  29. an investigation
    Are People Really Flooding the Container Store Because of Marie Kondo?A short investigation into a maybe-trend.
  30. vanderpump rules
    Are Our Vanderpump Friends Truly Learning … and Growing?I hope so (but also I hope not).
  31. golden globes 2019
    The Celebrities Who Seem the Most Like They Have CBD Oil on Their FeetWho’s a little more comfortable at the Golden Globes?
  32. golden globes 2019
    This Is Exactly What You Should Wear to the Golden Globes If You Are a HarpistThe brilliant harpist wore a fabric approximation of herself to the Golden Globes.
  33. promises promises
    How to Finally Stop SlouchingEverything we tried to fix our posture in 2019.
  34. vanderpump tweets
    Unpacking the Current Vanderpump Rules Twitter DramaJames Kennedy said WHAT about Jax’s dad?
  35. nightmare in the sky
    Vanderpump Rules Star Victim of Airline Gum AttackHasn’t Brittany Cartwright suffered enough?
  36. thinkpiece
    What Would You Do in a Bird Box Situation?If you know what I mean …
  37. vanderpump rules
    Jax and Brittany Are Still Making Beer CheeseAlso on this week’s Vanderpump Rules, some trouble for James Kennedy.
  38. debates
    Should You Open Presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas Morning?A festive debate.
  39. secrets secrets are no fun
    Am I the Only One Who Didn’t Know This Secret About Wrap Dresses?A tantalizing fact, withheld from one woman for many years.
  40. ho ho ho
    What Will Threaten Christmas in Your Holiday Movie?Find out using our conflict generator.
  41. hollaad tonnel
    Report: The Holland Tunnel Decorations You Hated Will ChangeSay good-bye to the “HOLLAAD TONNEL.”
  42. vanderpump rules
    Even Jax Knows James Has to Be Less EvilOn this week’s Vanderpump Rules, the gang struggles with its square pegs.
  43. holiday tips
    Put a Candy Cane in Your CoffeeA delightful treat to enjoy — while you still can.
  44. commuting
    We Solved the Holland Tunnel’s Disastrous Decoration CrisisThe Port Authority is conducting a poll to update the decorations, but we have another suggestion.
  45. satire
    Help, Everyone Is Saying Meghan Markle Broke Royal ProtocolIt seems the rebellious Meghan Markle has upended royal nail norms.
  46. vanderpump rules
    How to Resolve Conflict, According to Vanderpump RulesThe Toms explain how not to be consumed by festering resentment when you are constantly surrounded by people who have egregiously wronged you.
  47. hot shot
    Can a Child Be King If His Mask Is Wax?“Live wax figures” of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle bring about an important question.
  48. dogs
    At Last, the Top Dog Names of 2018Unfortunately, use of the name Pennywise has gone up 500 percent.
  49. vanderpump rules
    It’s Pride Day on Vanderpump Rules, and Everybody’s FightingBut James has a washer and dryer in his apartment now, which is nice.
  50. i love the holidays!!!!!
    Can I Build a Gingerbread House Big Enough That My Dog Can Fit Inside?A tense and exciting holiday challenge.
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