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Kelly Conaboy is the author of The Particulars of Peter: Dance Lessons, DNA Tests, and Other Excuses to Hang Out with My Perfect Dog. She has written for the New York Times, The Atlantic, and the Washington Post.

  1. extremely tom and incredibly tom
    Wait — Did Tom Sandoval Announce Tom Tom’s Opening Date?We may finally have an answer.
  2. the perfect candle
    The Perfect Candle for Those Trying to Enjoy the Heat WaveOutdoor Fellow’s “Pepper + Orange” candle embraces July.
  3. i want peeling feet
    Why Didn’t Baby Foot Work for Me?A search for answers and horrific dead foot skin.
  4. good ideas
    There Should Be No Internet for One Weekend Per MonthA good idea.
  5. i want to believe
    I Want to Believe This Bracelet Is Balancing My EnergyIt’s a tantalizing thought.
  6. the perfect candle
    The Perfect Candle for Laundry Lovers Without Washing MachinesNest’s “Linen” is crisp, clean, and convincing.
  7. new conspiracy theory i invented
    Are Restorers Ruining Spanish Art to Obscure an Ancient Truth? A Theory.What secrets are being covered up? What truths will be revealed?
  8. beautiful zsa zsa
    ‘World’s Ugliest Dog’ Zsa Zsa Is a Messy, Beautiful WomanHer tongue is as long as it is elegant.
  9. at least we have this
    Hereditary’s Single Bit of MercyA slight improvement on one of horror’s worst animal tropes.
  10. a complaint
    The Burning Man Episode of Queer Eye Did Not Even Come Close to Making Me CryA complaint.
  11. damn
    Unfortunately, I Love Crystals NowA light change of heart after a trip to Spellbound Sky’s pop-up shop.
  12. the perfect candle
    The Perfect Candle for Lovers of Stickers and RomanceCire Trudon’s “SIX” is delicate, floral, and covered in stickers.
  13. exciting remixes for summertime
    James Kennedy Remixed Countess Luann’s ‘Money Can’t Buy You Class’And you simply must hear it.
  14. vervetpump rules
    Stassi Schroeder Just Gave Birth to Jax Taylor at the Columbus ZooThey’re monkeys!
  15. world cup 2018
    Germany’s World Cup–Winning Coach Joachim Löw Looks a Lot Like Ken BurnsSee if you can tell them apart with our difficult quiz!
  16. don’t do this
    Clarinet Boyfriend Awarded $350,000 After Girlfriend Ruined His Clarinet LifeAnd all he wanted to do was learn how to play clarinet better.
  17. hot shot
    Is This a Photo of Wax Ed Sheeran or Human Ed Sheeran?Test your skill with this fun and informative one-question quiz.
  18. hot shot
    Does Marion Cotillard Believe in the Moon Landing Now?The former moon landing denier was seen wearing a NASA cap.
  19. brittany noooooooooooooo
    Oh No, Jax and Brittany Are EngagedThe moment we’ve been dreading has arrived.
  20. satc anniversary
    Being a Male Jerk in the Sex and the City Pilot: An Oral HistoryWhat was it like to play one of the first assholes?
  21. satc anniversary
    All 94 Sex and the City Flings, RankedFrom the absolute worst sex to the absolute most okay sex.
  22. he’s from the year 6491
    Please Don’t Be Jealous of My Boyfriend James Just Because He’s From the FutureAnd he has “personal relationships” with a few aliens.
  23. i don’t want your sex
    Summer House Neighbors Concerned Show Might Lead to Filthy Forest SexThe new owners of mansions are not pleased.
  24. hello donut
    Where to Get Free Donuts on National Donut Day 2018: A PoemWhen is National Donut Day? … Where do we go? … What do we say?
  25. anniversaries
    Traveling Through Time With the Sex and the City Bus TourManhattan is lousy with places where Sex and the City did something.
  26. secrets secrets hurt someone
    The Queen Has a Secret Engagement Photo of Prince Harry and Meghan MarkleThe Queen has been hiding the secret engagement shot, keeping it all to herself!
  27. pretty things
    You May Never Have Things Under Control, But You Can Have a Pajama SetA nice way to feel like you have “things in order,” which you do not.
  28. i wanna dance with some doggy
    Is This Corgi the World’s Best Dog Dancer?Or is he just one of the best?
  29. hot shot
    I Didn’t Know Both of Your Boyfriends Went to Cannes!You must be so proud.
  30. a royal whating?
    A Royal Wedding Guide for the Apathetic But CuriousSo you’ve avoided knowing anything about Meghan Markle.
  31. cannes 2018
    Jane Fonda at Cannes Is Good for What Ails YouIt’s all going to be fine, more or less.
  32. hot shot
    This Photo of Kendall Jenner at Cannes Is InfuriatingWhy am I not at a pool in the South of France?
  33. cannes 2018
    Marion Cotillard Broke a Sacred Cannes RuleA rebellious, and comfortable, decision.
  34. cannes 2018
    I Bet You Could Take a Selfie on the Cannes Red CarpetC’moonnnn.
  35. turns out it’s pretty good
    Hey, Have You Heard of This Guy Bruce Springsteen?Turns out he’s pretty good!
  36. i do!
    The Marketing Genius of the Corgi Royal WeddingMore products should be marketed with corgis.
  37. met gala 2018
    Catholic High School Students Are Unrelentingly InventiveOn the fashion rebellions of uniform-wearing teens.
  38. monday morning recap
    The Kentucky Derby Offered Unlikely Inspiration for Humans of All AgesA quick recap for those who missed the derby and those who want to live it all over again.
  39. vanderpump rudes
    Vanderpump Rules Fan January Jones Was Rudely Denied a Birthday Party at PumpWhat’s a January Jones gotta do to have her 40th birthday at Pump?
  40. alert alert
    Today Is the Perfect Day to Buy PeoniesIt’s the best thing you can do after work.
  41. farewell season six
    The 43 Best Moments From Season 6 of Vanderpump RulesBefore tonight’s Vanderpump Rules season finale, come remember all of this season’s best moments.
  42. the infinity bones
    8 Times Avengers: Infinity War Reminded Me of My DogA spoiler-y list of all the ways this extremely long movie reminded a writer of her dog.
  43. maybe yes maybe no
    Will the New Royal Baby Ever Have a Name?Why is it taking so long??????
  44. oh my word
    Miss Universe Recommends Throat Punching Only in Life-Threatening SituationsOn throat punching, navigating the minefield of social media, and what it’s like to tell people “I’m Miss Universe.”
  45. We Finally Know When ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Bar TomTom Is OpeningTom Sandoval claims the bar’s grand opening is imminent.
  46. haircut watch
    On the Wild Versatility of Selena Gomez’s New HaircutLike the micro-animal the tardigrade, Selena Gomez’s haircut can do it all.
  47. great ideas
    7 Unbiased Name Suggestions for Duchess Kate’s Third ChildA few great name ideas for the new little prince, from Cut staffers.
  48. sephora imo
    Once You’ve Reached Sephora’s VIB Status, You Should Be VIB Until DeathA common-sense update to an unreasonable rule.
  49. exciting mysteries
    Gwyneth Paltrow Wears Her Fiancé’s Initials — Or Does She?What could the “BF” on her ring finger mean?
  50. it’s not about the bubba
    Vanderpump Rules’ Lala Kent on What the Deal Is With Her Baby BottleDoes it really help anxiety? Did James and Kristen really hook up?
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