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Kelly Conaboy is the author of The Particulars of Peter: Dance Lessons, DNA Tests, and Other Excuses to Hang Out with My Perfect Dog. She has written for the New York Times, The Atlantic, and the Washington Post.

  1. how dare you harry
    Prince Harry Has Gone Too FarIt is with a heavy heart that we must tell you the prince has broken royal protocol.
  2. keeping up with the royals
    Kate Middleton Says Prince Louis Loves Doing WHAT in the Garden!?!?Kate Middleton spilled his secret — can you guess what it is?
  3. keeping up with the royals
    Why Did Meghan Markle Suddenly Fly to NYC by Herself?Hint: It has to do with friendship, and the U.S. Open.
  4. hot shot
    Kate Middleton’s Brother Walked the Red Carpet With His Very Cute DogKate Middleton’s brother walked the red carpet with his sweet dog, Ella.
  5. vanderpump rules
    Oh No, the Entire Cast of ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Is Fighting AgainA look into the current, somewhat mystifying Vanderpump Rules Instagram drama.
  6. keeping up with the royals
    See the Thank-you Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Sent After Archie’s ChristeningThe royal couple sent this postcard after baby Archie’s christening.
  7. us open
    I Love You, Timid U.S. Open Ball BoyThis ball boy failed in delivering Venus Williams her coffee, but succeeded in capturing our hearts.
  8. mysterious rumors
    What Could Brad Pitt’s New Tattoo Possibly Mean?A reference to Benjamin Button? Or something more sinister?
  9. let me tell you about my pet
    Let Me Tell You About My Pet: Perfume Genius on Wanda“I kind of almost resent her because I love her so much.”
  10. hugh grant
    Good Tweet, Hugh GrantThe charming man called Boris Johnson an “over-promoted rubber bath toy.”
  11. vanderpump rules
    Brittany Cartwright Defends Marriage With Jax Taylor Amid RumorsThink nothing of the fact that he was recently spotted without his wedding ring, and also forlornly riding a cooler as though it was a scooter.
  12. keeping up with the royals
    Would You Mute a Group Text … Even If It Included Meghan Markle?An interesting hypothetical.
  13. weather
    The Untrue But Prevailing Joy of Back-to-School WeatherDo not merely dread the end of summer — PLEASE!
  14. taylor swift
    Taylor Swift Removes ‘Spelling Is Fun!’ From Lover’s Lead Single “ME!”Do not stand at my grave and weep — or spell.
  15. vanderpump rules
    Lisa Vanderpump’s SUR Involved in Very Disgusting LawsuitA patron claims a meal at the Vanderpump Rules hot spot led to an … intense bout of food poisoning.
  16. do trust the b
    Oh My — Don’t Trust the B Accurately Predicted the FutureWhat else did the beloved sitcom get right?
  17. fofty
    50 Cent (Fofty) Does Not Regret Humiliating Randall Emmett on InstagramHe says he will not attend the couple’s wedding.
  18. let me tell you about my pet
    Let Me Tell You About My Pet: Patricia Lockwood on Miette“She believes I’m her mother and that I gave birth to her out of my body.”
  19. let me tell you about my pet
    Let Me Tell You About My Pet: Lyric Lewis on Dr. Alan GrantThe A.P. Bio star on puppuccinos, why she named her dog Dr. Alan Grant, and whether he is in fact a real doctor.
  20. how should a dog person be?
    Excuse Me, Ma’am — Your Dog Is a BullySome rules of etiquette for the dog park.
  21. keeping up with the royals
    Sounds Like Kate Middleton Had a Nice VacationThe whole family reportedly took a two-week trip to Mustique.
  22. 2020 elections
    Stop Running for President and Enjoy SummerDrop out now and go to the beach, why not.
  23. let me tell you about my pet
    Ally Maki’s Dog Is a Combination of Daria and Dr. House“I’m just surprised at how easily I became a crazy dog mom.”
  24. the cut opinion pages
    Just Buy a Fake PlantAn artificial solution to a natural cycle of pain and shame.
  25. puppygate
    Lisa Vanderpump’s Husband Speaks Out About DRAMA!!!!!!“What really irks me is the hypocrisy of this whole matter.”
  26. let me tell you about my pet
    Let Me Tell You About My Pet: Neko Case on BruceThe musician on how her dog Bruce is a hero with the personality of a brooding cowboy.
  27. the real housewives
    Will We Ever Know the Truth About Which Real Housewives Were Actually Friends?Carole claims her friendship with Tinsley was exclusively for the show.
  28. not a dumb question
    Do Fans Work on Dogs?The answer is more complicated than you might think.
  29. nicole puppydog
    Please Welcome Nicole Kidman’s First Puppy“Been waiting my whole life for this!”
  30. thank you midsommar
    Midsommar Is Right: Do Not Date Scoop-Neck T-Shirt GuysThe movie’s scariest use of fashion is not the flower crown.
  31. keeping up with the royals
    How Mad Are You About Kate Middleton’s Earrings?The jewelry the Duchess chose for Archie’s christening is causing a small uproar.
  32. keeping up with the royals
    What Should Meghan Markle Name Archie’s Potential New Dog?And will she name the dog after us, please?
  33. sweet dreams
    Comfy
    What Do Dogs Dream About?A quick look into the science of canine sleep.
  34. science of us
    What Horrific Things Could Contact Lenses Do to My Eyes?Finding answers to our contact-lens-related fears.
  35. enthusiastic recommendations
    Rest in Peace, A.P. BioThe now-canceled show’s cast of extremely funny women is just one reason you should watch.
  36. vanderpump rules
    The Case for Killing Vanderpump RulesIt’s time for this good thing to come to an end.
  37. vanderpump rules
    Tom Sandoval Gets Botox So His Hair Doesn’t Move (?)“When I smile, my ears move up a lot.”
  38. so you want to be president
    Does Everyone Running for President Love the Band Spoon?A political investigation.
  39. vanderpump rules
    Vanderpump Rules Reunion, Part 3: Good-bye, Old FriendsHere are the top-five most dramatic moments.
  40. interview
    Is Stassi Schroeder Still Team Daenerys? An Interview.“All I could think about when I saw her go mental was like, Oh no. This is like me.”
  41. vanderpump rules
    Vanderpump Rules Reunion, Part 2: Everyone Hates JamesHere are the top-five most dramatic moments.
  42. keeping up with the royals
    Did Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Name Archie After a Cat?An interesting theory about an allegedly fat cat.
  43. vanderpump rules
    James Kennedy Suffers His Greatest Indignity Yet in Lala Kent FeudLala Kent has discontinued “James.”
  44. scented candles
    13 Perfect Candles for the Warm Part of SpringWarm spring is finally here. Why not celebrate with a candle?
  45. keeping up with the royals
    Prince George Called Himself Archie in January — Why?The royal baby’s name was announced today, but it seems like maybe Prince George tried to tell us months ago.
  46. keeping up with the royals
    Kate Middleton and Prince William Will Take Intense Rivalry to the SeaThe couple will battle this summer — on boats.
  47. vanderpump rules
    Vanderpump Rules Reunion, Part I: Mostly ScreamingHere are the top-five most-dramatic moments.
  48. met gala 2019
    What Is Camp?Attempting to find the meaning behind the sentence: “The Met Gala is camp-themed this year.”
  49. vanderpump rules
    Dakota Fanning Rode in — Oh My God — Tom Sandoval’s SidecarUgh, Dakota Fanning gets to do everything.
  50. keeping up with the royals
    What Will Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Name Their Baby?What the odds are, plus a few unbiased suggestions.
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