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Kelly Conaboy is the author of The Particulars of Peter: Dance Lessons, DNA Tests, and Other Excuses to Hang Out with My Perfect Dog. She has written for the New York Times, The Atlantic, and the Washington Post.

  1. keeping up with the royals
    Look Into Your Heart … Has Meghan Markle’s Baby Arrived?The palace says one thing, but the public senses another.
  2. niche drama
    Why Is 50 Cent Fighting With Lala Kent and Her ‘Man’?An in-depth guide to the strangest drama on Instagram.
  3. vanderpump rules
    It’s Finale Time on Vanderpump RulesHop inside the party bus and let’s head to Jax and Brittany’s engagement party.
  4. framed
    Does Jake Gyllenhaal Constantly Frame Photos of Himself?An incredible bit of art gossip.
  5. niche drama
    Why Is Ariana Grande Mad at Bloggers?“One day everybody that works at all them blogs will realize how unfulfilled they are and purposeless what they’re doing is.”
  6. memories
    Mark Ruffalo Had No Idea Brie Larson Was in 13 Going on 30“Oh my God, that’s amazing!”
  7. angel eggs
    The Duggars Call Deviled Eggs ‘Yellow Pocket Angel Eggs’And some people on Instagram are MAD!
  8. vanderpump rules
    Jax Has Some Pre-Wedding Drama With Brittany’s FamilyPlus, it’s time for Brittany to choose bridesmaids.
  9. game of yeah right
    There Is No Way Trump Watches Game of ThronesLet me tell you why.
  10. rip
    Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards Are OVER!!!!Vanderpump wrote in a blog post that her Real Housewives co-star Richards threw their relationship “down the toilet.”
  11. keeping up with the royals
    Prince George Reveals Shocking Second NicknamePlease take a seat before reading.
  12. ducks
    When a Duck Understands Everything You SayWatch actor Sam Neill softly speak to a duck.
  13. review
    Next Level Basic Is a Spoonful of RanchThe book by Vanderpump Rules star Stassi Schroeder is more than you might expect.
  14. vanderpump rules
    Stassi Got Exorcised by a Witch on Vanderpump RulesPlus, a small investigation into whether Tom Schwartz’s suitcase really contained $50,000 in cash.
  15. the cut opinion pages
    Magnolia Flowers Become Leaves Too FastA very reasonable plea to nature.
  16. black hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The First-Ever Photo of a Black Hole Has ArrivedHere’s how to share it with friends.
  17. satire
    Have the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Doubles Escaped?An apparent April Fools’ Day advertisement raises some important questions.
  18. vanderpump rules
    Uh-Oh — Lisa Vanderpump Cashed the Toms’ ChecksAnd no one wants to come to James and Raquel’s puppy party.
  19. rainbow brites
    Tangerine Is a Trend for the BoldFifteen ways to wear citrus this spring.
  20. game of questions
    How Often Does ‘The Mountain’ From Game of Thrones Have to Eat?A difficult Game of Thrones quiz for superfans only.
  21. vanderpump rules
    An Update on the Status of the Vanderpump Rules Beer CheeseBrittany and Jax break their silence on when Meemaw’s Beer Cheese will potentially be in stores.
  22. dog science
    Your Dog Really Is Becoming More Like YouIt’s not just your imagination, according to a new study.
  23. vanderpump rules
    Everybody Lets Loose on Vanderpump Rules — Finally!Will Stassi and Beau’s relationship stand the test of the drunken group-trip?
  24. the cut opinion pages
    The Secret to Almost Being Okay With Being AwakeAnd he might already be in your kitchen.
  25. an investigation
    Is This Mega-Popular Instagram Haircut a Lie?An investigation into the #shaghaircut.
  26. vanderpump rules
    Tom Tom Finally Opens, Thank God, on ‘Vanderpump Rules’And Schwartz finds some trouble in Mexico.
  27. satire
    4-Year-Old Destroys Prince Harry With Devastating BurnOooh my gosh.
  28. cut opinion pages
    On the Turtleneck Brazenness of Elizabeth HolmesIf only we could be as bold.
  29. keeping up with the royals
    Kate Middleton Is Friends With This Robot NowThe queen doesn’t seem to be, however — do NOT ask.
  30. vanderpump rules
    This Week, Vanderpump Rules Was 100 Percent ScreamingFinally, the reveal of “BAMBI-EYED B*TCH!”
  31. vanderpump rules
    Lady Gaga Went to SUR and Tom Tom!The Oscar-winner reportedly spent the night out with Lisa Vanderpump.
  32. college admissions scandal
    Oh No — Do I Love Olivia Jade Now?An unfortunate outcome of the college admissions scandal.
  33. when worlds collide
    Why Is Jax Taylor Hanging Out With Dean From Gilmore Girls?Two of television’s most notorious villains — together.
  34. satire
    My Yale College Application (Based on Real Achievements)Submitted without fraud for your approval.
  35. celebrity bloggers
    Honestly, Taylor Swift Is a Pretty Good BloggerIf celebrities won’t agree to interviews anymore, they should at least blog.
  36. vanderpump rules
    On Vanderpump Rules, Everyone Gets Emotionally Triggered“Reptilian brain” is the new “sweat equity.”
  37. bad news
    Bad News: Kate Winslet’s Husband, Ned Rocknroll, Changed His Name Back to SmithNed Rocknroll … were we ever so young?
  38. vanderpump drools
    Will a ‘Vanderpump Dogs’ Project Grace Our Screens?Lisa Vanderpump is reportedly working on something for Bravo related to her dog rescue.
  39. the masked singer
    I Love T-Pain’s Reason for Picking His Masked Singer CostumeHe recently revealed why he chose the very sweet “Monster.”
  40. april the giraffe
    April the Giraffe Is Getting Ready to Give Birth — and Fast!A celebration, and an udder-ly small mystery.
  41. nightmares
    Family Dog Seized and Sold on eBay (???) in Nightmare StoryThe pug, named Edda, reportedly went for $854.
  42. satire
    Kate Middleton Is ‘Rubbish’ at Soccer, Says Prince GeorgeOh, cruel fate! Oh, cruel soccer!
  43. jeff bezos
    Jeff Bezos Spotted at Beyoncé’s Oscars Party With ‘Mystery Brunette’Who was it? Oh my God — was it you?
  44. vanderpump rules
    Lisa Hired a Mixology Expert on Vanderpump Rules, Oh No!Plus, Lala and Randall are on a break.
  45. academy awards
    Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Most Terrifying’ Moment Happened at the OscarsIt happened at the Oscars …
  46. vanderpump woods
    Did Jordyn Woods Apply for a Job at SUR?And what will her role be in the updated Vanderpump Rules credit sequence?
  47. how to
    Here’s How to Turn Off Gmail’s Terrible ‘Nudge’ FeatureWe already have enough email anxiety, thank you.
  48. nice thoughts
    I Love This Wholesome Tabloid Rumor About Ben AffleckHe’s not actually moving to a farm, but perhaps he should consider it.
  49. academy awards 2019
    Just Skip the Oscars This YearEven the people planning the awards show seem over it.
  50. vanderpump rules
    Can the Vanderpump Guys Be Near Women Without Cheating?The boys test their relationships on this week’s Vanderpump Rules.
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