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  1. health
    It’s Official: No Trick-or-Treating This YearAt least in L.A., where the health department has banned trick-or-treating, haunted houses, and parties because of COVID-19.
  2. romance
    Katie Holmes Is Now Dating a Sexy Pasta ScionAccording to recent paparazzi photos of her furiously making out with restaurateur Emilio Vitolo Jr.
  3. pets
    Do You Know Your Dog Better Now?Seventy percent of cat and dog owners say they’ve gotten to know their pets better as a result of COVID-19 lockdowns.
  4. niche drama
    Father and Son Embroiled in Frenchest Feud of All TimeJean-Paul Enthoven and his son Raphaël — both famed philosophers who both dated Carla Bruni — have fallen out over Raphaël’s novel.
  5. 2020 election
    A Reminder That It Is Illegal to Vote Twice in an ElectionOn Wednesday, President Trump urged voters in North Carolina to commit a felony in the upcoming election.
  6. tv
    I’m Worried About Coach Monica on Dancing With the StarsWill she be able to retain her powerful aura of competence and dignity?
  7. culture
    Million Dollar Beach House Is the Bleakest Show on TVNetflix’s newest real-estate reality show is heavy on opulence but lacks any sense of joy or fun.
  8. tv
    Lala Kent and ‘Her Man’ Are Having a Baby!The couple announced the news on their podcast.
  9. health
    It’s a Golden Age for Pretending Not to Notice Acquaintances on the StreetNew research shows just how much harder it is to recognize people when they’re wearing masks.
  10. rnc 2020
    Was Melania Glitching?After Ivanka Trump’s RNC speech on Thursday, the First Lady appeared to experience a brief system meltdown.
  11. babies!
    Katy Perry and Legolas Had a BabyThe singer and her fiancé, Orlando Bloom, had a daughter, and bestowed upon her a very ethereal name.
  12. health
    Unpacking the F-Factor Diet DramaA fashion influencer started sharing anonymous allegations about the diet’s dangerous side effects. Things just got messier from there.
  13. coronavirus
    Colleges Are Suspending Students for PartyingAs universities resume in-person classes, you have to wonder: What did they expect?
  14. power
    Candidate Who Admitted to Revenge Porn Refuses to Drop OutIn a remarkably entitled statement, Aaron Coleman announced he is staying in the race — and didn’t offer a single apology to his victims.
  15. celebrity
    Wow, Looks Like Scott Disick and Sofia Richie Are Truly OverIf they can’t make it, who can?
  16. quiz
    Can You Tell the Selling Sunset Twins Apart?How well do you know the Oppenheim brothers? Can you tell Brett from Jason? Which one prefers knit ties? Take this quiz and find out.
  17. apps
    The Beautiful Enigma of the Calamari ManA look at the break-out star of the DNC, night two.
  18. crime
    Fashion Mogul’s Sons Say He Orchestrated Their RapesPeter Nygard’s sons say the designer ordered one of his girlfriends to “make a man” out of them when they were 14 and 15 years old.
  19. iowa storm
    What We Know About the Storm That Devastated IowaOver 70,000 people are still without power one full week after a derecho tore through Iowa.
  20. health
    Please Actually Get a Flu Shot This YearPublic health officials are scrambling to prevent a “twindemic” in the fall and winter.
  21. break ups
    Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson Are Over, It Seems“Right now, two halves can’t make a whole,” she told TMZ.
  22. what
    How Would You Even Begin to Explain This Space Force Tweet?The newest branch of the military shared a truly perplexing post this week.
  23. animals
    Even the Frogs Are Into Throuples NowA new study shows that consensual non-monogamy is all the rage among certain amphibians.
  24. culture
    Finally, a Useful Billionaire Life HackSumner Redstone shaped the modern media landscape. He also programmed his iPad to insult people.
  25. celebrity
    Just a Pleasant Video of Shia LaBeouf Getting His COVID TestA nice 44-second brain break for the middle of the day.
  26. culture
    Michelle Obama Says She’s Been Dealing With ‘Low-Grade Depression’“You have to recognize that you’re in a bad place in order to get out of it,” she said on her podcast this week.
  27. health
    An Actual Study Asked: Are Women With Endometriosis Hotter?The 2013 research has finally been retracted, but many are still wondering why it ever got conducted in the first place.
  28. bachelor nation
    How Is There Already This Much Bachelorette Drama?Clare Crawley fell in love with a contestant during the show’s coronavirus suspension? And Tayshia Adams may replace her?? Here’s what we know.
  29. power
    Yoga to the People’s Dark SecretsIt was a beloved chain, known for its accessibility and acceptance. But former employees say it operated more like a cult.
  30. rock news
    I Thought It Would Be Bigger, No OffenseSome thoughts about the recent Stonehenge news.
  31. aliens
    Aliens Have Located the Perfect Human SpecimenPost Malone says he’s seen UFOs several times. It seems obvious why.
  32. power
    What the Hell Is Happening in Portland?Witnesses say heavily armed police officers have been dragging protesters into unmarked vans.
  33. culture
    Megan Thee Stallion ‘Suffered Gunshot Wounds’ on SundayThe rapper says she’s “incredibly grateful to be alive.”
  34. power
    87 People Charged With Felonies After Breonna Taylor ProtestMeanwhile, the officers who killed her have yet to be charged with any crime.
  35. celebrity
    Naya Rivera Is Dead at 33Friends and family shared remembrances of the Glee actress after investigators confirmed her death.
  36. power
    What Dimension Is Ivanka Living In?Amid record unemployment, she’s launched an ad campaign telling people to just find new jobs.
  37. covid-19
    How’s Disney World’s Reopening Going?The self-proclaimed “happiest place on earth” is opening its gates amid a massive spike in COVID-19 cases.
  38. celebrity
    What Is Going on With Jada Pinkett Smith and August Alsina?Pinkett Smith has confirmed her relationship with the singer, after her reps initially denied it.
  39. animals
    Hundreds of Elephants Are Dying, and No One Knows Why“This is a mass die-off on a level that hasn’t been seen in a very, very long time.”
  40. horse girls
    Now Is Not the Time to Talk About Your 14 Gorgeous Friesian Horses“We have 14 gorgeous Friesians on the ranch,” Kim Kardashian West tweeted today, perhaps inadvisably.
  41. crime
    Golden State Killer to Plead Guilty to 13 MurdersJoseph DeAngelo, a former police officer who terrorized California in the 1970s and ’80s, faces life in prison without parole.
  42. toilet news
    Pooping on the Moon Seems Like a NightmareBut it’s one NASA is resolved to fix.
  43. police killings
    Another Nightmarish Video of a Death in Police CustodyNewly released footage shows Tuscon police pinning down Carlos Ingram-Lopez for 12 minutes while he yells “I can’t breathe.”
  44. weather
    What Is This About a ‘Godzilla’ Dust Cloud?As a massive dust cloud from the Sahara sweeps over the Gulf Coast, experts worry about how it could affect those suffering from COVID-19.
  45. explainer
    What Is Qualified Immunity?A look at the legal doctrine that makes it nearly impossible to bring lawsuits against police officers.
  46. power
    Is It Dangerous to Post Pictures of Protesters’ Faces?As images from protests circulate online, some fear that individuals will become targets.
  47. power
    Wait, What Happened With the NYPD and Shake Shack?A new report shows how police officials spread an untrue, unsubstantiated story about officers being served “poisoned milkshakes.”
  48. coronavirus
    16 Friends Tested Positive for Coronavirus After One Night OutA health-care worker says she and 15 of her friends all got sick after going to an Irish pub in Jacksonville, Florida.
  49. politics
    Once Again, Melania Is Revealed to Be Just Like Her HusbandThe First Lady has been characterized as an enigma. A new book suggests she’s an encouraging partner to Trump and a shameless fabulist, just like him.
  50. tv
    Vanderpump Rules Stars Once Called the Cops on a Black Cast MemberFaith says Stassi and Kristen bragged about reporting her to the police in 2018. “It didn’t work, so they were upset about that.”
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