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  1. college admissions scandal
    The Most Bizarre Details From the College Cheating ScandalAn alleged scheme involving an email from Felicity Huffman that reads, “Ruh Ro!”
  2. sexual abuse
    Rosie O’Donnell Says She Was Sexually Abused by Her Father“It started very young.”
  3. animals
    It’s Happening. The Chickens Are Fighting Back.Chickens at a farming school in France killed a fox who entered their henhouse. Are we next?
  4. celebrity
    Bill Hader, You Hot, Moody ManA new, in-depth New Yorker profile illuminates much about the man … but my main takeaway is: hot.
  5. scams
    At Last, Jax Taylor Weighs in on the College Cheating Scam“Oh wow.”
  6. rich people
    Why Is Jeff Bezos Avoiding Gwyneth Paltrow?“I’ve emailed him. He won’t email back.”
  7. invitations
    I Invite Tucker Carlson to Explain Why He’s Not an IdiotThe Fox News host welcomed anyone who disagrees with him to come on his show, but I think he should come to my desk instead.
  8. international women’s day
    To All the Mediocre Women Out ThereHappy International Women’s Day to you.
  9. allies
    Happy International Women’s Day, From Mark Ruffalo“Thank all you women in the world for all the beautiful work you’re doing.”
  10. crime
    Colorado Man Admits to Killing Pregnant Wife and Two DaughtersChristopher Watts previously alleged that his wife murdered the children.
  11. crime
    State Employee Groped Colleague, Called Them ‘Whores’: Report“I tell her to ‘shut her whore mouth’ and I’m the big villain?”
  12. politics
    Will Looking at This Trump Painting Make Me Die in 7 Days?Julian Raven’s “Unafraid and Unashamed” is the star of CPAC.
  13. politics
    JFC People Found a Way to Be Horny for Michael Cohen“I do think he looks like someone who would appear on exactly one episode of Sex and the City.”
  14. animals
    Chubby Rat Gets Stuck in a Manhole and Also My Heart“She had a lot of winter flab and was stuck fast at her hip — there was no going forward or back.”
  15. hot shot
    Everything You Could Store in This Teeny Jacquemus BagA secret, or a regret.
  16. nightmares
    183 Passengers Were Stranded on a Train for Over 30 Hours!!!An Amtrak train hit a tree on the tracks Sunday evening and was stranded until Tuesday morning.
  17. weather
    It’s Too WindyWinter Storm Quiana is wreaking havoc across the Northeast.
  18. oscars 2019
    Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper Really … Went for It at the OscarsWe’re far from the shallow now.
  19. oscars 2019
    Everyone Wants Rachel Weisz to Dominate ThemThe latex gown that sparked a million fantasies.
  20. oscars 2019
    The Oscars Should Be All MomsA note for next year.
  21. celebrity engagements
    Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Got Engaged With a Giant Flower RingLegolas proposed on Valentine’s Day.
  22. animals
    Crisis in Cleveland: Small Dogs Face 50-mph WindsThe National Weather Service issued a “Small Dog Warning” wind advisory this week.
  23. valentine’s day
    5 Women on Their New York Dating NightmaresTales of superfluous cars, affordable apartments, and Spa Castle.
  24. animals
    All Hail the Stoner Who Unwittingly Saved a ‘Chubby Tiger’A Texas woman entered an abandoned house to get high. Instead, she found a tiger.
  25. crime
    Over 300 Southern Baptist Leaders Accused of Decades of Sexual AbuseOf the over 700 victims, some were adults, many were adolescents, several were as young as 3.
  26. relationships
    Should You Get Back With Your Ex?Talking to a relationship expert about Netflix’s Back With the Ex.
  27. lifehacks
    I Want to Be Rivers Cuomo’s Tinder MuseThe easiest way to get a song written about you.
  28. revelry
    Tom Brady Sullies Immaculate Body Temple in Victory CelebrationAfter the Super Bowl, he had “a lot of fun.”
  29. aw
    I Love This Wholesome Porn ChannelRyan Creamer’s videos include “I Blow You a Platonic Kiss” and “I Deliver You a Pizza and Don’t Put My Weiner In It.”
  30. work
    How I Get It Done: MAKERS Founder Dyllan McGeeThe filmmaker and activist talks about her daily hair dilemmas, the importance of getting eight hours of sleep, and what makes a MAKER.
  31. the cut opinion pages
    Put Gisele in the GameA modest proposal.
  32. animals
    World’s Loneliest Duck Dies As He Lived (Alone)R.I.P. Trevor.
  33. celebrity couples
    I Love This Story About Colin Jost and Scarlett Johanssen’s Date NightColin Jost stepped on a woman’s foot.
  34. animals
    More Yoga Pigs, PleaseJurassic Park actor Sam Neill has found the best possible use of Twitter (posting photos of his large pig “doing yoga”).
  35. hot
    Can You Tell Which of These Is the Real Synopsis of E.L. James’s New Book?The 50 Shades of Grey author just announced her new book, The Mister.
  36. over easy
    How to Pretend You’re a Fancy GiantEat a whole little tree for dinner.
  37. music
    Of Course Beto O’Rourke’s Band Was Called Fragile GangA glimpse at our moody blogger’s music history.
  38. gender-reveal parties
    What I Would Like to Learn From LasagnaA restaurant is now offering a gender-reveal lasagna. But can’t the delicious dish reveal something more interesting?
  39. transgender rights
    Supreme Court Allows Trump’s Transgender Military Ban to Take EffectAfter months of being blocked by injunctions, the cruel policy will be allowed to go into effect.
  40. fixations
    I Think About This a Lot: The Opening Lines of This Pitbull and Ne-Yo SongThe lyrics are sung with a cheery insouciance, but without fail, they cause me to panic.
  41. personal growth
    15 Conclusions From the 10-Year ChallengeReflections on what we’ve learned.
  42. self
    Brown Noise Is the Best Work SoundtrackA cozy sound blanket to help you focus.
  43. culture
    The Marie Kondo Book Drama Does Not Spark JoyLetting go of this discourse.
  44. lists
    20 Things John Mayer Looks Like in This PhotoThe smell of Axe Body Spray and American Spirits, a sip of Coors Light when you’re parched, and more.
  45. over easy
    Am I Cool Enough for This Salad?After one failed attempt, the answer is yes.
  46. promises promises
    The Museum of Failed Self-ImprovementsSeven women on the things they bought hoping to change their lives.
  47. instagram
    An Egg Has Won InstagramEgg: 1, Kylie Jenner: 0.
  48. investigations
    Is This a Bib? An Investigation.Timothée Chalamet insists it is, but we will be the judge of that.
  49. politics
    Democrats Scared AOC Will ‘Mean-Tweet’ ThemAccording to a new Politico report.
  50. relationships
    So This Is What It Would Sound Like If Alexa Could SextBezos is accused of texting a TV host, “I love you, alive girl.”
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