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  1. over easy
    The Most Idiot-Proof Way to Cook a SteakTrying out the reverse sear.
  2. hot shot
    A Haunted Doll Turns 38 TodayIt’s Jared Kushner’s birthday.
  3. #metoo
    Police Quietly Closed Sexual-Assault Investigations Into Mario Batali Months AgoThe NYPD closed its investigations into three sexual-assault claims against the chef last summer, according to a new report.
  4. culture
    Curvy Wife Guy Has One Good OpinionBut sadly it doesn’t redeem him.
  5. golden globes 2019
    We Want Whatever Jeff Bridges Was Smoking at the Golden Globes“You’re all trim tabs! Tag, you’re it!”
  6. golden globes 2019
    Wow, People Are So Hot for Steve Carrell“steve carell you may choke me”
  7. golden globes 2019
    Sandra Oh’s Parents Are The Biggest Stars at the Golden GlobesOh’s father gave her a standing ovation.
  8. golden globes 2019
    Emma Stone Yells ‘Sorry!’ for Aloha During Sandra Oh’s Speech at Golden GlobesShe apologized for her role as a woman of Asian heritage in the 2015 film Aloha.
  9. healthy and happy
    Chopt Has Become a Brutal Hellscape in New YorkHappy new year.
  10. over easy
    Can Overnight Oats Make Mornings Less Excruciating?A four-day investigation.
  11. promises promises
    You Should Get Bangs in 2019A good resolution.
  12. #metoo
    Les Moonves Exiled to Megayacht in Wake of Sexual-Misconduct AllegationsTough.
  13. power
    California Pet Stores Can Only Sell Rescue Animals From Now OnIt’s the first state to ban the sale of non-rescue dogs, cats, and rabbits in pet shops.
  14. politics
    Donald Trump Jr. Rounds Out 2018 With Truly Tragic Birthday Tweet“It’s Donald Trump Jr.’s birthday. Celebrate with his most bada$$ Instagram photos to date.”
  15. advent calendar 2018
    Gift of the Day: 50 Photos of Bruce SpringsteenA gift for you, reader.
  16. over easy
    My Mom Was Right About the Best Holiday DrinkMmm, hot wine.
  17. politics
    Louise Linton’s Instagram Is Back, Baby!But it’s very different.
  18. harassment
    The Insulting Ways CBS Tried to Undermine Eliza Dushku’s Harassment ClaimThe actress opened up about her experience in a new op-ed.
  19. culture
    Which of Kate Hudson’s 18 Cutting Boards Are You?A guide.
  20. strong dumb take
    The Best Time to See a Movie Is in the MorningSet your alarm.
  21. power
    Lucky GOP Senators Have ‘Hot Beef Sundaes’ for LunchOh.
  22. over easy
    Behold: The Cut’s Holiday Cookie CompetitionThe highs, the lows, and the matcha.
  23. parties!
    Are Bcc’d Party Invitations Good or Bad?We asked etiquette experts.
  24. heroes
    Justice for the Foul-Mouthed SantaEveryone is (wrongly!) mad at a British Santa for ripping off his beard and screaming “get the f*ck out” during a fire alarm.
  25. silent night
    People Are Apparently Stealing from Melania’s Haunted TreesThey crave the haunted fruit.
  26. politics
    Which Circle of Hell Do You Think This Is?Trump spent 17 minutes screaming while a catatonic Mike Pence looked on.
  27. charlottesville
    Man Who Killed Young Woman in Charlottesville SentencedA jury sentenced James Alex Fields Jr., 21, to life plus 419 years, and $480,000 in fines for killing heather Heyer at the Unite the Right rally.
  28. fashion
    Hypebeast Priest Says His Love of Gucci Is a Fight for Freedom“I will pay penance and close Instagram.”
  29. celebrity
    The One Where Jennifer Aniston Apparently Lived With a Ghost“It was terrifying.”
  30. animals
    Are These Dog Leggings Supposed to Be Sexy?A brief investigation.
  31. celebrity breakups
    Love Is Dead: Woman and Her Pirate Ghost Husband Are Breaking Up“All I want to say is be VERY careful when dabbling in spirituality.”
  32. over easy
    I Promise You the Best Hangover Cure Is Eggs in PurgatoryEasy, fast, and life-affirming.
  33. politics
    Elizabeth Warren Is Reportedly Starting to Regret That DNA TestWho could have predicted that racially analyzing a politician would go over poorly?
  34. crime
    A Border Patrol Agent in Texas Killed at Least 4 Women. Here’s What to Know.Juan David Ortiz has been charged with murder for his suspected role in four killings.
  35. en garde
    Behold: The Millennial DuelIt’s fake, and everyone involved is a content creator for F*ckJerry.
  36. power
    Wall Street Geniuses Just Can’t Figure Out How Not to Harass Women#MeToo is “creating a sense of walking on eggshells,” according to one man, who oversees $1.5 billion in assets.
  37. cut covers
    Everyone’s Ready to Watch Greta LeeAnd the actress is feeling the pressure of being seen.
  38. romance
    21 Fun Activities to Do With Your 21-Year-Old BoyfriendInspired by Kourtney Kardashian’s maybe-relationship with a 21-year-old influencer.
  39. silent night
    Melania Trump Ushers in Another Deeply Haunted Holiday SeasonThe White House Christmas decorations are up.
  40. power
    School Won’t Punish Students From Nazi Salute PhotoAdministrators said they couldn’t know “the intentions in the hearts” of 60 boys who were photographed appearing to do Sieg Heil.
  41. strong dumb take
    Only Fools Waste Time on Cranberry SauceDon’t be a fool.
  42. animals
    How Did Frankie Muniz’s Cat Destroy His Entire Apartment?Jeri is an agent of chaos.
  43. #metoo
    Junot Díaz Welcomed Back by Pulitzer Board After Sexual-Misconduct InvestigationThe author stepped down as Pulitzer chairman in May amid sexual-misconduct allegations.
  44. motherhood
    No Offense, But Babies Really Don’t Have Good StyleCardi B has a point.
  45. engagements
    Amanda Knox’s Sci-Fi-Themed Proposal Is Honestly Very Sweet“Will you stay with me until the last star in the last galaxy burns out, and even after that?”
  46. $$$
    Melania’s Day-Trip Somehow Cost $174,000 in Hotel BillsShe didn’t even spend the night.
  47. over easy
    Beef Bourguignon Is Worth 10 Hours of Your LifeThe coziest winter stew.
  48. beat around the bush
    New York Women Draw Their Own Pubes“I try to maintain order.”
  49. conspiracy theories
    Wait, Taylor Swift Actually Travels Inside a Suitcase?Zayn says she does!
  50. animals
    Other Ducks Are Hot, Too, Insists Bird ExpertThe hot Mandarin Duck isn’t special, according to an ornithologist.
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