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  1. teens
    Sorry Teens, Your Juul Days Are NumberedIt looks like Juul is going the way of the Four Loko.
  2. politics
    Monica Lewinsky Wishes Bill Clinton Was Actually Sorry“Bill Clinton should want to apologize. I’m less disappointed by him, and more disappointed for him.”
  3. celebrity
    Travis Scott Terrified by Rumors of Kylie Jenner’s Placenta“There’s this thing called the placenta, that I’ve just been hearing about?”
  4. toys
    What Is Trumpy Bear, and Why?We know you’re wondering.
  5. celebrity
    I Want to Be Adam Driver’s BabyI want him to cradle me in his gigantic, Camry-sized arms, and sing an endearingly off-key lullaby to me.
  6. over easy
    I’ve Been Eating Olives Wrong My Whole LifeThere’s a better, warmer way.
  7. victoria’s secret fashion show
    Honestly, the Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bras All Seem Very UncomfortableRanking the underwear made from sharp rocks by how painful it would be to wear.
  8. 2018 midterms
    People Are Having a Lot of Trouble VotingVoters throughout the country have been faced with long lines and technical difficulties.
  9. ooh la la
    Oh No, the Chainsmokers Are Making a MovieThe EDM duo (?) are adapting one of their songs about a hot girl (??) into a feature film (???).
  10. $$$
    Hugh Hefner’s Sticky Belongings Could Soon Be YoursIf you feel so inclined, you can bid on items such as his signature smoking jacket and signature pipe.
  11. celebrity
    Justin Bieber Stares Into the Abyss; the Abyss Stares BackAccording to a new report, he “feels empty sometimes.”
  12. drew
    Justin Bieber’s Clothing Line Will Be Called … ‘Drew’After his middle name (Drew).
  13. president non grata
    Bill Clinton’s Past Is Finally Catching Up With HimIn the wake of #MeToo, Democratic candidates are starting to see him as a political liability.
  14. over easy
    I Ruined This Soup, But I Promise It Wasn’t My FaultTrying to make butternut-squash soup for the fall.
  15. sensitive kings
    Oh My God Timothée Chalamet and Harry Styles Discussed the Peach SceneAs well as art, journaling, and non-toxic masculinity.
  16. animals
    Why Does Everyone Have a Story About Their Dad Interacting With a Bat?Exploring the phenomenon of the Bat Dad.
  17. hoaxes
    Every Way Jacob Wohl Messed Up His Attempt to Take Down Robert MuellerAnd how Academy Award–winner Christoph Waltz got involved.
  18. the royals
    Meghan Markle’s Mom Brought Snacks to Her Royal Wedding DesignersBut only healthy ones.
  19. awkward
    Here’s What Really Happened in That Extremely Awkward Rami Malek Fan Video“I think he’s a genuine person, and this was not at the right time, because this was at night, and he was rushing,” Xan Black tells the Cut.
  20. we’ve been duped
    As We Suspected, the Justin Bieber Sideways-Burrito Photo Was a Huge ScamThe man in the picture is a Bieber look-alike named Brad Sousa.
  21. over easy
    Caramel Apples Are OverratedTo confirm my long-held suspicion, I made my own.
  22. investigations
    Does Justin Bieber Really Eat Burritos Sideways? An Investigation.A photograph of a Bieber-esque individual eating a burrito very incorrectly has taken Twitter by storm — but is it even Justin?
  23. romance
    11 Spooky Ghosting Stories“He informed me that he had ghosted me weeks ago and that I was really self-centered for not noticing.”
  24. crime
    CNN Anchors Evacuated Mid-Broadcast Amid Bomb ThreatCNN’s headquarters have been evacuated after a pipe bomb was discovered in their mail room.
  25. $$$
    Everything We Know About the Mega Millions Lottery WinnerIt’s not me.
  26. human rights
    What It’s Like to Be a Trans Teen in America Right Now“I didn’t think they would ever just try to write us out of existence.”
  27. 2018 midterms
    The Undeniable Awfulness of Stacey Abrams’ Opponent Brian KempHe just loves calling himself “politically incorrect”.
  28. reproductive rights
    It’s Perfectly Legal for Companies to Put Pregnant Women at Risk of MiscarriageThe New York Times spoke to several women who suffered miscarriages while working physically strenuous jobs.
  29. over easy
    I Am Proud to Be a Potato Salad PersonEmbracing my identity as a bearer of side dishes.
  30. reproductive rights
    Citing ‘Moral Objections,’ a Pharmacist Denied a Woman Medicine for MiscarriageThe woman could have developed sepsis — which is potentially fatal — had she not been able to fill the prescription.
  31. the trumps
    Big Boss Boys Donald Trump Jr. and His Brother Honored on #NationalBossDay“Happy #NationalBossDay to our boys,” the Trump Organization tweeted.
  32. crime
    Uber Driver Allegedly Kidnapped, Groped Woman — Then She Was Charged $1,047The driver, Harbir Parmar, faces a potential life sentence.
  33. breakups
    How Much Can Pete Davidson Resell Ariana Grande’s Engagement Ring For?We talked to an expert to find out.
  34. elections
    Round, Drunk, Glamorous Kereru Named Bird of the YearCongratulations!
  35. politics
    What to Know About Elizabeth Warren’s DNA TestWarren took a DNA test to prove her Indigenous ancestry – a move the Cherokee Nation has called “inappropriate and wrong.”
  36. the art of diplomacy
    State Department Accidentally Sends Out Very Good Photo of Cat in PajamasIn an email titled “meeting”.
  37. royal weddings
    Duchess Camilla Spent the Royal Wedding Day With Some TaxidermyIt was a prior engagement.
  38. royal weddings
    Here’s How Cara Delevingne and Liv Tyler Recovered From the Royal WeddingWeddings are exhausting.
  39. the trumps
    Can You Tell How Melania Trump Feels About Her Husband in This Clip?The First Lady discussed the allegations of Trump’s infidelity.
  40. bizarre happenings
    Kanye’s Psychic-Nightmare Visit to the White HouseKanye West revealed his iPhone password, hugged Trump, and said he “loved” Hillary Clinton.
  41. okay
    Kanye West Loves the Male Energy of a MAGA Hat“When I put this hat on, it made me feel like Superman.”
  42. q&a
    Talking to an Expert About Liam Neeson’s Horse FriendA veterinarian answers our questions about a horse remembering Liam Neeson from a previous film.
  43. profile
    Samin Nosrat Is a New Kind of Domestic GoddessMaking a BLT with the host of Netflix’s Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat.
  44. anniversaries
    Look at How Much Billy Bush Has ‘Grown’Two years after the release of the Access Hollywood tape, Billy Bush has concluded that he is “NOT extraordinary.”
  45. the kavanaugh hearings
    Site Fundraising for Senator Collins’s Opponent Crashed by Too Many DonationsA page crowdsourcing funds for Senator Collins’s Democratic opponent in 2020 was so overwhelmed by donations during her speech that the site crashed.
  46. investigations
    Apparently Lady Gaga Has a Bed Over Her Shower? Here Is What That Means.We asked the writer of a new Gaga profile to explain an alluring detail from the article: a bed, somehow on top of her shower.
  47. women’s rage
    The New Era of ConfrontationAfter Kavanaugh, sexual-assault survivors are getting in Republican senators’ faces — and they’re not going away anytime soon.
  48. the kavanaugh hearings
    Christine Ford’s Lawyer Slams Trump for ‘Vile, Soulless’ Behavior at RallyTrump ridiculed Dr. Ford’s testimony and whined about “false accusations” to a cheering crowd.
  49. the kavanaugh hearings
    New Avenatti Witness Says She Saw Brett Kavanaugh Spike Drinks“I understood this was being done for the purpose of making girls more likely to engage in sexual acts and less likely to say ‘No.’”
  50. bizarre encounters
    Lindsay Lohan Was Punched in the Face on Instagram Live After Accosting a FamilyHere’s everything we know about the bizarre incident.
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