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  1. niche drama
    ‘Curvy Wife Guy’ May Sue Babe.net for Comparing His Book to Unabomber ManifestoThe ‘Curvy Wife Guy’ has threatened Babe.net with legal action after they said his book is difficult to distinguish from the Unabomber manifesto.
  2. presidential moments
    Trump Enjoys Beautiful Day by Calling Female Reporters Thoughtless, ‘Not Nice’“I know you’re not thinking. You never do.”
  3. assault
    Sarah Palin’s Son Arrested on Third Domestic Violence Charge in Three YearsTrack Palin reportedly attacked a woman in his home, and took away her phone when she tried to call police.
  4. hot takes
    Donald Trump Jr. Says Kavanaugh Hearings Make Him Worried … for His Sons“When I see what’s going on right now, it’s scary.”
  5. the kavanaugh hearings
    Look at All These Angry BoysWhite men react to this week’s hearings.
  6. science of us
    Why Can’t I Stop Watching These Soap-Cutting Videos?And does this count as ASMR?
  7. celebrity couples
    Shia LaBeouf and FKA Twigs Are Dating?!And they apparently confirmed this fact to the Daily Mail through her intercom!!
  8. politics
    Ivanka Trump Confirms She Is Not Paying AttentionSounds nice.
  9. diplomacy
    International Make-Out Ambassadors Justin Bieber, Hailey Baldwin French in ItalyThe art of diplomacy.
  10. protests
    The Most Powerful Scenes From Today’s #BelieveSurvivors ProtestsPeople across the country walked out of their schools and offices to show their support for Christine Blasey Ford and Deborah Ramirez.
  11. protests
    Why You Should Consider Walking Out in Solidarity With Christine Ford TodayAt 1 p.m., people across the country are wearing black and walking out of work or school in support of Brett Kavanaugh’s accusers.
  12. revenge
    Ease Your Way Into the Weekend With This Footage of a Woman Chasing Down GroperHappy Friday.
  13. um
    Oh God, a Woman Found a Dead Tortoise in Her VaginaGreat, another thing to worry about.
  14. hot shot
    Diplo Confirms: He Is the Nice Guy at the FarmFinally.
  15. sexual assault
    Oh Good, Here’s Casey Affleck Talking About #MeToo AgainHe says he’s learned to “listen.”
  16. the kavanaugh hearings
    Joe Biden Hopes Kavanaugh’s Accuser Will Be Treated Better Than Anita Hill“Anita Hill was vilified when she came forward … I wish I could’ve done more to prevent those questions and the way they asked them.”
  17. over easy
    Hear Me Out: Easy Bake Oven Quiche Is Not BadMy regular quiche, on the other hand…
  18. the kavanaugh hearings
    A Running List of Excuses Team Kavanaugh Has Tried OutTheir tactics in dealing with the misconduct allegations have been numerous, and sometimes contradictory.
  19. celebrity couples
    Joe Alwyn Says Words About Taylor SwiftHis first public comment on their relationship.
  20. the kavanaugh hearings
    Time Is Running Out for Christine Blasey FordRepublicans have given her 24 hours to decide whether she will testify — a move her supporters have criticized.
  21. hurricane florence
    Trump Congratulates Hurricane Victim on Boat That Washed Up at His House“At least you got a nice boat out of the deal.”
  22. the kavanaugh hearings
    Trump Says He Has a ‘Very Hard’ Time Imagining Kavanaugh Allegations Are TrueThe president has been accused of sexual misconduct by 22 women.
  23. hurricane florence
    Two Mental-Health Patients Drowned While Chained Up in a Flooded Police VanThe two deputies transporting them managed to escape the floodwaters in South Carolina.
  24. crime
    Man Accused of Murdering Golfer Said He Had Urge to Rape and Kill Women: ReportA man has been charged with the killing of champion college golfer Celia Barquin Arozamena.
  25. theories
    Post Malone Has Definitely Been Cursed by a Haunted BoxThe reason behind his recent string of near-death experiences.
  26. sexual assault
    Over 200 Women Sign Letter in Support of Kavanaugh’s AccuserAlumnae of Christine Blasey Ford’s high school have released a letter saying they believe her.
  27. divorce
    At Least 200 Couples Have Divorced Over Fortnite in 2018According to a new report.
  28. mass shootings
    Everything We Know About the California Shooting SpreeSix were found dead — including the gunman.
  29. hurricane florence
    Where Is Hurricane Florence’s Path? Tracking the Expected Route of the Storm.Here’s where the storm is expected to go.
  30. sexual assault
    Woman Says Brett Kavanaugh ‘Attempted to Force Himself on Her’ in High SchoolA woman claims that when he was in high school, the Supreme Court nominee held her down and tried to force himself on her.
  31. $$$
    State Department Spent $52,000 on Fancy Curtains for Nikki Haley’s NYC Apartment“All she’s got is a part-time maid, and the ability to open and close the curtains quickly is important.”
  32. over easy
    I Tried to Master Roasted Vegetables and Somehow Only Got WorseHow a tiny potato with a mind of her own forced me to dismantle my oven.
  33. nature
    Beatles of the Sea: Belugas Invite Narwhal to Boys-Only Sex PartyLike John Lennon and Paul McCartney before them, this group of belugas and their one narwhal friend have bonded by playing “social, sexual games.”
  34. power
    ‘People Died on Your Watch’: San Juan Mayor Blasts Trump’s Hurricane TweetsAfter the president tweeted that Democrats fabricated Hurricane Maria’s death toll to make him look bad.
  35. innovation
    I Love This Beautiful and Postmodern Shay Mitchell SponCon VideoWhen you are promoting makeup wipes on Instagram … but you don’t want to mess up your glam.
  36. natural disasters
    Trump Says Hurricane Florence Is ‘Tremendously Big and Tremendously Wet’A not-very-reassuring description.
  37. merry england
    Paul McCartney Shares Heartwarming Story of Jacking Off With John LennonOnce, maybe twice.
  38. education
    Georgia School Announces It Will Start Paddling Children As Punishment“There was a time where corporal punishment was kind of the norm in school and you didn’t have the problems that you have,” said the superintendent.
  39. romance
    Heidi Klum Says Drake Asked Her Out, But She Ignored His TextAw.
  40. crime
    Of Course This Dude Is Allegedly Involved in a Murder-for-Hire SchemeJoe Exotic, a zookeeper, allegedly tried to have the owner of a big cat sanctuary killed. Twice.
  41. space
    Pluto Actually Is a Planet Say Scientists Who’ve Clearly Been Getting My LettersJustice for Pluto!!
  42. ey i’m runnin’ here
    T.I. Has ‘No Idea’ Who the ‘Brilliant’ Cynthia Nixon Is, But He Likes Her“if she’s running for anything…ANYTHING I SAY..She’s got my vote!!!”
  43. politics
    This Tribute to The Shape of Water SucksDon Jr. is a swampy boy.
  44. relationships
    Sofia Richie, 20, Says She and Scott Disick, 35, Are ‘Very Lovey Dovey’They are also “best friends.”
  45. women in sports
    Female Surfers Are Finally Getting Paid the Same As Men to Ride the Same WavesThe World Surf League announced it will have equal prize money for male and female athletes.
  46. politics
    Tired Boy Donald Trump Says He Fell Asleep During Obama’s SpeechAfter Obama asked how hard it is to say Nazis are bad.
  47. 420 blaze it
    20 Things We Would Rather Watch Than Elon Musk Smoking Weed With Joe RoganThe video from The Ring, for one.
  48. politics
    Watching Donald Trump Try to Pronounce ‘Anonymous’ Is Physically PainfulAnomass…? Anomanous…?
  49. over easy
    My Attempt to Earn the Respect of a French SouffléIt requires a lot of arm strength.
  50. an idea
    So Who Do You Think Wrote That New York Times Trump Op-ed?I have an idea.
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