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  1. sure why not
    Trump Ran for President Because He Was Jealous of Gwen Stefani: A Fun TheoryMichael Moore thinks Trump’s path to the White House began with a petty, reality TV–related grudge. Sure, why not!
  2. the kavanaugh hearings
    The Most Crucial Moments From Kavanaugh’s Confirmation Hearings, Day TwoA running list of important moments from day two of Brett Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court confirmation hearings.
  3. health
    Everything We Know About the Emirates Airline Flight Quarantined at JFKOne hundred sick passengers, “intense coughing,” and Vanilla Ice.
  4. celebrity couples
    Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin Now Have Matching Infinity-Sign TattoosThey’re still dating!
  5. kim kardashian
    Kim Kardashian West Is Back at the White HouseShe’s working to free another prisoner sentenced to life without parole.
  6. over easy
    I Burned This Wonderful Galette to a CrispTrying to make a perfectly imperfect summer pie.
  7. journeys
    Noah Centineo’s Twitter Has Convinced Me That I Am Strong and Deserving of LovePeter Kavinsky … thank you.
  8. crime
    The Mysterious Shackled Woman From the Texas Doorbell Video Has Been FoundShe was a victim of domestic violence, police say, and her boyfriend was found dead of an apparent suicide.
  9. metoo
    What Happened to the Women Louis C.K. Harassed?He made his comeback this week. But what about them?
  10. hurricane maria
    San Juan Mayor: Puerto Rican People’s Lives ‘Aren’t on the Radar’ for Trump“You can kill people with a bomb and you can kill them with neglect. And what happened in Puerto Rico is that people were left to die.”
  11. apocalypse now
    I Have Amassed Compelling Evidence That We Are in the End TimesHot-dog bees, horny dolphins, and the other plagues of 2018.
  12. summer of scam
    Wedding Planner Says She Was Tricked Into Marrying a Stranger by Her CompanyA 21-year-old Hong Kong woman says she unknowingly signed a real marriage certificate during her job training.
  13. Forget Louis C.K., Watch These Padma Lakshmi–Approved Comedians InsteadAfter Louis C.K.’s return to the stage, Lakshmi tweeted a list of “people who are actually funny” and “haven’t harassed women.”
  14. politics
    Politician Blasts ‘Anonymous Coward’ Who Posted Photos of Her in UnderwearSomeone tried to shame Rachel Hundley out of running for reelection with photos that had been taken at Burning Man.
  15. investigations
    Does Scott Eastwood Have Sex? I Can’t Tell.“I am having sex … lots of it,” he said in a podcast. Hmm …
  16. drama
    Now Azealia Banks Has Apologized to Elon MuskAfter gloating that she had “literally saved [him] from being eaten alive by a weird cannibalistic feminist pagan lesbian electronic music cult.”
  17. celebrity
    Emily Ratajkowski Envisions Her Instagram As a ‘Sexy Feminist Magazine’Okay!
  18. crime
    Texas Man Accused of Shooting Female Drivers, Believes They Are ‘Incompetent’Prosecutors say Nicholas D’Agostino has “a dim view of women.”
  19. hobbies
    Everyone Leonardo DiCaprio’s Played Volleyball With This SummerLeo has a new hobby.
  20. women’s health
    Scotland Says Free Tampons for All (Students)!!It’s the first country in the world to provide free sanitary products at all schools and universities.
  21. crime
    Former CDC Director Thomas Frieden Arrested for Sexual MisconductThe NYPD is currently holding Thomas Frieden on the charge of forcibly touching a woman.
  22. happy birthday
    Scott Disick, 35, Is No Longer Dating a TeenSofia Richie turns 20 today.
  23. florida
    This Congressional Candidate Is More Than Just Her Alien Abduction, Okay?“It has nothing to do with what I have done. It happened when I was 7 years old,” Bettina Rodriguez Aguilar said.
  24. over easy
    I Tried to Make Fancy Summer Popsicles and Ruined ThemThe perfect summer treat, even if everything goes wrong.
  25. celebrity
    Kim Kardashian Wore a Thong As Old As Kylie JennerWhere has that underwear been before?
  26. power
    Official Obsessed With Denying Migrant Teens Abortions Helped His Ex Pay for OneORR head Scott Lloyd also compared abortion to the Holocaust, and said women shouldn’t have sex unless they’re ready to be pregnant.
  27. what?
    I Have So Many Questions About This Bizarre and Unsettling Donald Trump VideoHelp?
  28. presidential tweets
    Tough But Fair: Trump Says He Would Not Recommend Michael Cohen As a LawyerA day after Cohen pleaded guilty to eight criminal charges, the president said he would “strongly suggest” hiring someone else.
  29. reality is an illusion
    The Azealia Banks/Elon Musk/Grimes Drama Keeps Getting More DerangedNew claims about Musk’s “fake accent,” his big D, and “the invisible world.”
  30. hot shot
    30 More Things Chris Pine Looks Like in This PhotoA man fresh out of his Cialis tub, what it feels like to listen to Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours over and over during a manic episode, and more!
  31. sure
    Major Newspaper Endorses Self-Proclaimed Alien Abductee for Congress in FloridaBettina Rodriguez Aguilera, a GOP candidate, said she was taken up into a spaceship when she was 7 years old.
  32. be best
    Checking in on the Be Best Initiative, a Week After Trump Called Omarosa a ‘Dog’Melania said social media can be “destructive and harmful when used incorrectly.” Indeed!
  33. hot shot
    Newt and Callista Gingrich Deftly Facetuned ThemselvesWere they coached by Kimberly Guilfoyle and Donald Trump Jr.?
  34. famous families
    John David Washington Interrupts Reporter to Praise His MomThe BlacKkKlansman star reminded an interviewer he’s not just Denzel’s son.
  35. over easy
    What Does Your Cheese Platter Say About You?My laborious quest to seem effortless.
  36. crime
    Man Arrested for Killing Wife and Children After Pleading for Their Return on TV“I need to see everybody again. This house is not complete without anybody here,” he said in an interview the day before his arrest.
  37. quiz
    Celebrities Interviewing Their Celebrity Friends Is An Extremely Bad Media TrendCan you tell the actual celebrity compliments from the fake ones? A quiz.
  38. predator priests
    What’s Next for the 1,000-Plus Victims of Catholic ‘Predator Priests’?Of 301 Catholic priests named in a shocking abuse report, just two are facing trial. A proposed bill could change that.
  39. nightmares
    Doctors Discover Forgotten 28-Year-Old Contact Lens in Woman’s EyeAhh!!
  40. presidential tweets
    For Some Unknown Reason, Trump Thinks Dogs Are Constantly Getting FiredHe has perplexingly accused several of his critics of getting “fired like a dog.”
  41. engagements
    Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Are ‘Slowing Things Down’A source says the couple, who got engaged after one month of dating, felt “it was getting quite intense.”
  42. crime
    300 ‘Predator Priests’ Abused Over 1,000 Children with Impunity, Report SaysA horrifying report reveals seven decades of widespread abuse in Pennsylvania’s Catholic church.
  43. reality tv
    Jax From Vanderpump Rules Negs Kourtney Kardashian’s Ex at the GymThe most ambitious crossover event in history.
  44. presidential tweets
    Trump Calls Omarosa ‘That Dog’ in Early Morning TweetThis comes amid allegations that Trump used the N-word and other racial slurs prior to and during his presidency.
  45. politics
    GOP Congressman Repeatedly Owned by Son on TwitterRepresentative Bob Goodlatte’s son endorsed his dad’s Democratic opponent.
  46. moooo
    I Will Never Be the Same After This Sexy Cow Song“Bitch I’m a cow.”
  47. culture
    Chloë Grace Moretz: I Love You, Daddy Should ‘Just Kind of Go Away, Honestly’Louis C.K.’s film, which Moretz starred in, was canceled after the sexual-misconduct accusations against him were revealed.
  48. tv
    Insatiable Creator Says Backlash to Her Show Borders on Censorship“I think we’re in a real danger of censorship if we decide that we all have to tell stories in a certain way so that everybody else feels safe.”
  49. culture
    Bethenny Frankel’s Ex-Boyfriend, Dennis Shields, Found DeadDennis Shields reportedly suffered a suspected overdose in his Trump Tower apartment.
  50. drama
    A Guide to All the Drama Roiling the Satanic CommunityThe complicated saga involves Twitter, a lawsuit, the alt-right, and somehow, ’80s child-star Corey Feldman.
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