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  1. awww
    Man Calls Police After Savage Attack by … Baby Squirrel?The assault ended when the squirrel, “apparently exhausted by its exertions, lay down abruptly and fell asleep.”
  2. over easy
    Is This Cake Worthy of My Dog?Baking for the love of my life.
  3. power
    An Off-Duty Police Officer Tased an 11-Year-Old Girl for Stealing Food“We are extremely concerned when force is used by one of our officers on a child of this age.”
  4. small blessings
    Love Island Is Coming to the U.S., Thank GoddessCBS acquired the rights to the wildly popular and absolutely bonkers British dating competition.
  5. domestic violence
    Horrific Video of Man Beating His Wife Goes Viral in BrazilFootage of the gruesome moments before and after Tatiane Spitzner fell to her death have sparked a nationwide movement.
  6. tears
    Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Ride Citi Bikes, WeepThe roller coaster of young love.
  7. near death experiences
    Jennifer Garner and Her Daughter Were (Almost) Lost at SeaA kayaking trip gone wrong.
  8. property disputes
    Lance Bass Was Cruelly Swindled Out of the Brady Bunch HouseThe drama behind this “#ShadyBrady” property dispute.
  9. cool
    Tokyo Medical School Admits to Tampering With Test Scores to Keep Women OutOfficials were apparently worried women would get pregnant, and thus wouldn’t be able to work long hours in the hospital.
  10. power
    Confederate Monuments Are Being Discovered Faster Than They Can Be Taken DownSince Charlottesville, 73 Confederate monuments have been removed. And yet, the total number keeps growing.
  11. adventures
    Elderly Men Escape Retirement Home to Go RAGE!!They were eventually found at the largest heavy metal festival in the world at 3 a.m.
  12. september issues
    Beyoncé Opens Up About Her Difficult Pregnancy and Emergency C-Section“My health and my babies’ health were in danger.”
  13. nightmares
    Pregnant Woman Allegedly Forced to Endure C-Section Without AnesthesiaDelphina Mota said she was “crying and screaming at the top of her lungs” and “could feel everything that was happening.”
  14. animals
    100 Rogue Goats Terrorize the Lawns of BoiseAn adorable modern plague.
  15. romance
    Kelsey Grammer Tattooed His Wife’s Name on His Crotch So He Won’t Cheat“Kayte.”
  16. over easy
    A Dish for When You Lose Someone You LoveRevisiting my grandfather’s gazpacho.
  17. family separation policy
    Ivanka Trump Bravely Criticizes Family-Separation Policy 6 Weeks After It Ends“That was a low point for me as well.”
  18. september issues
    Clad in Demonic Rabbit Mask, Gigi Hadid Torments Small DogFor the cover of Love magazine’s tenth-anniversary issue.
  19. #shebuiltnyc
    There Are Only 5 Statues Honoring Women in NYC. Who Should Be the Sixth?The Cut spoke to Deputy Mayor Alicia Glen about the She Built NYC campaign, and the 1,899 nominations they received.
  20. relationships
    31 Signs You Have a PartnerOur guide to the controversial relationship designation.
  21. hot shot
    Just a Natural, Totally Unfiltered Pic of Two Regular HumansFirst Boy Don Jr. and his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle donned their best skin suits.
  22. revenge porn
    Illinois Rep. to Resign After Allegedly Publishing Nude Photos of Ex-GirlfriendRepresentative Nick Sauer’s ex says he admitted to running a fake Instagram account with intimate pictures of her.
  23. the finer things
    Leave Your Penis Straws at Home: Wineries Are Banning Bachelorette Parties“Half of them end up crying about something.”
  24. heists
    Extremely Cool Thieves Steal Swedish Crown Jewels, Escape in SpeedboatA cool heist.
  25. squatches
    A Bigfoot-Erotica Writer on Why People Are Horny for BigfootFamed erotica writer Chuck Tingle explains why Virginia House candidate Denver Riggleman is not an outlier.
  26. harassment
    Disturbing Video of Woman Getting Hit by Street Harasser Goes Viral in France“He then threw an ashtray at me, before rushing back to punch me, in the middle of the street, in front of dozens of people.”
  27. celebrity
    Heath Ledger’s Dad Says He’s ‘Terribly Happy’ for Michelle WilliamsThe actress married musician Phil Elverum in a secret ceremony this month.
  28. hot shot
    Can You Spot All the Broken Souls in This Pic?Robert Mueller and Donald Trump Jr. were at the same airport gate on Friday.
  29. immigration
    Why Some Immigrant Parents Aren’t Eligible to Be Reunited With Their ChildrenThe administration claims to have met its court-appointed reunification deadline, but 711 immigrant children remain in government custody.
  30. animals
    I Want to Believe This Beautiful Giant Shark Is 20-Feet-LongScientists agree that Deep Blue is a “big girl”. But they cannot agree on whether she is 19 or 20 feet.
  31. politics
    3 More Women Were Paid Off After Having Affairs With Trump, Lawyer SaysStormy Daniels’s attorney claims he has proof the women had relationships with President Trump.
  32. high-speed engagements
    Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra Are Engaged After Two Months of DatingAnother speedy celebrity betrothal.
  33. over easy
    Mastering the Ultimate Culinary Thirst TrapMy quest for the perfect poached egg.
  34. lads
    Drunk Lads Keep Trying to Have Sex With This Man’s Beautiful Topiary“I don’t want them to behave like that with my privet lady.”
  35. accessories
    Accused Russian Spy Maria Butina Had a Shirtless Pic of Putin As Her Phone CaseWhat were the signs?
  36. empowerment
    Melania Trump Can Watch Any TV Channel She Wants, ‘BTW’!The president reportedly got upset that she was watching CNN on Air Force One.
  37. Matt Lauer Thinks New Zealand Is Being Very Unfair to Him and His Lakeside Ranch“I think they see me as an easy mark.”
  38. politics
    Conservative Writer Horrified by Talk of Child Education at Ocasio-Cortez Event“They talk about education for your kids, healthcare for your kids… It’s easy to fall into that trap and say, ‘My kids deserve this.’”
  39. heartbreak
    Love Is Dead: Pro Gamer Dumps ‘World’s Sexiest Weathergirl’ for Call of DutyWhy do bad things happen to beautiful internet celebs?
  40. lifestyles of lindsay lohan
    Lindsay Lohan Threatens to Fire Staff Over Mismatched Footwear“Wear the same shoes please.”
  41. dangers
    People Keep Getting Impaled by Beach UmbrellasWhat is happening??
  42. celebrity couples
    The Weeknd and Bella Hadid Hug at Robot Restaurant, What Does It Mean?Are they back together? Consumed by existential angst?
  43. hot shot
    20 Things Chris Pine Looks Like in This PhotoA sunset seen from the deck of your pleasure yacht, a retired community-theater director in Santa Fe, and more!
  44. espionage
    What Is Going on With Maria Butina’s Tragic Food Instagrams?A cottage-cheese casserole and some very, very sad omelettes.
  45. boobs
    LADbible Staff Shocked, Shocked, to Find Topless Dancer at Company Party*laughing tears emoji*
  46. over easy
    When a Horny Meal Goes WrongLearning to shuck oysters in the office kitchen.
  47. 2018 midterms
    GOP Congressman Once Mourned the Good Old Days When You Could Call Women ‘Sluts’“It used to be that women were held to a little bit of a higher standard.”
  48. hot shot
    Oh Look, Here’s All My Exes Hanging Out TogetherA convertible full of clowns was spotted driving around New York City.
  49. ghosts
    I’m Sorry to Report That Jenny McCarthy Is Allegedly Being Haunted“SPOOKY!!!”
  50. spin
    This Rambling Kellyanne Conway Interview Sent Me to Another DimensionShe created a truly incredible word jumble in response to a question about John Kelly’s light mishap yesterday.
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