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  1. recaps
    THIS Is How It All Ends?A recap of The Bachelor’s messy finale.
  2. recaps
    Peter’s Parents Love That He Sleeps Around, Okay?A recap of the Bachelor finale, part one.
  3. power
    Publishing Staff Walk Out to Protest Woody Allen AutobiographyAt Hachette, which is set to publish the book in April, employees have walked out in solidarity with Dylan and Ronan Farrow.
  4. meanwhile
    Checking In on MelaniaThese are dark times, but at least there’s been some progress on the White House Tennis Pavilion.
  5. 2020 election
    Elizabeth Warren Changed Things Just by RunningHere’s what she had to say about her historic campaign.
  6. space
    Paging Dr. Pimple PopperJust look at this giant blackhead on the surface of Mars.
  7. ugly truths
    Throw Out Your Bra, AlreadyAn intimate look at our worst intimates.
  8. feet
    Everyone’s a Foot CriticKylie Jenner responds, at last, to mass uproar over the length of one of her toes.
  9. recaps
    The Bachelor Women Air Their GrievancesA recap of The Bachelor, episode 10: The Women Tell All.
  10. meditation
    This Video of a Speedy Pig Will Bring You SerenityRun, javelina, run.
  11. keeping up with the royals
    Call Him by His NamePrince Harry would now like to be known as just “Harry.”
  12. dick pound
    The Name That Launched 1,000 MemesThank you, IOC senior member Richard Pound, for opting to go by your nickname instead.
  13. recaps
    How to Deal With Your TV Boyfriend Bedding Other WomenA recap of The Bachelor, episode nine.
  14. tv
    Here’s How the Dating on Love Is Blind Actually WorkedFirst of all, the producers did not expect so many couples to get engaged.
  15. celebrity
    Bad News If You Recently Matched With Ben Affleck on RayaYou may be being catfished by a deceitful Bostonian.
  16. power
    Trump Comes for Brad PittAward season’s least astute critic shares his thoughts.
  17. tv
    The Biggest Problem With Love Is BlindNetflix’s new dating show is incredibly weird — but there is one part of it I just cannot accept.
  18. ideale!
    France’s Biggest Celebrity Is This Gorgeous CowIdéale’s picture has been plastered all over Paris.
  19. snake orgy 2020
    Ah, to Be a Snake at the Annual Snake Orgy…Florida’s freshwater coasts are reportedly covered in snakes doing it.
  20. recaps
    Would You Welcome This Man Into Your Home?A recap of The Bachelor, episode eight. Hometowns!
  21. romance
    Romantic Valentine’s Day Card IdeasHow to let your loved one know your love will be preserved, intact, for hundreds of years.
  22. culture
    The New Pope Soundtrack Makes Me Feel Impossibly CoolAmen.
  23. fights
    Wow, Look at This Photo of Trump and Bloomberg FightingAnother riveting day of politics!
  24. culture
    Baby Is ComingSophie Turner and a Jonas Brother are reportedly expecting their first child.
  25. environment
    Maybe Think Twice Before Buying That BouquetYour romantic Valentine’s Day gesture is terrible for the environment.
  26. the bachelor
    Peter Hates FunA recap of The Bachelor, episode seven.
  27. the cut opinion pages
    Karaoke Songs Should All Stop After the First ChorusFor the sake of everyone involved, a humble proposal.
  28. 2020 elections
    Who Are ‘Lex’ and ‘Rex’?A look at two key members of Andrew Yang’s presidential campaign.
  29. cut chats
    Justice for Scheana?Vanderpump Rules’s most divisive character deserves better.
  30. recaps
    Peter Is Horny for Women’s TearsA recap of this week’s second Bachelor episode.
  31. tv
    What Did The Bachelor Do to These Women’s Butts?A look at this week’s bizarre modesty edits.
  32. recaps
    ‘Who Said I Was Emotionally Unstable?’A recap of The Bachelor, week five.
  33. zoom zoom
    Every Single Tank Top in the Fast & Furious 9 TrailerA tremendous, deltoid-forward experience.
  34. hot shot
    Lizzo Poses With Fan at Super BowlA small social media victory for Jeff Bezos.
  35. who?
    Indistinguishable Buff Man Drops Out of the Presidential RacePour out some protein powder for John Delaney’s campaign.
  36. the bad timeline
    Troublingly Overconfident Man Pursues PassionElon Musk has released yet another EDM song.
  37. breakups
    27,000 Women Dumped With Single TweetSorry to everyone who applied to go to the moon with a billionaire as his “life partner,” but he’s no longer interested.
  38. tv
    The Star of Vanderpump Rules Is This Doomed Apple WatchA cursed Thanksgiving gift (?), from Scheana to Max.
  39. the central park coyote
    The Central Park Coyote Is ‘Perfectly Normal,’ ActuallyMore than most of us can say for ourselves!
  40. meet the breeds
    How Would You Like to Meet a Few Hundred Dogs?An afternoon at New York’s joyous “Meet the Breeds” event.
  41. recaps
    Cleveland: City of Art, Romance, and DRAMAA recap of The Bachelor, week four.
  42. good tweets
    The Infectious Joy of Anthony Hopkins’s TwitterThe octogenarian actor — and his cat! — have a sublimely happy and soothing internet presence.
  43. oh!
    Well, Looks Like a Wellness Exorcism Took Place at DavosJulianne Hough, of Dancing With the Stars fame, had negative energy … pulled out of her lower torso?
  44. animals
    Would You Adopt This Jerk?Her name is Perdita, and she’s been called the “world’s worst cat.”
  45. senate impeachment trial
    Ted Cruz Is Obsessed With BangingHe can’t stop talking about it.
  46. recaps
    That Was the Worst Pool Party EverA recap of The Bachelor, week three.
  47. celebrity breakups
    Rihanna and Her Billionaire Boyfriend Have Reportedly Broken UpSomewhere, Drake is resetting his $750,000 sex watch.
  48. sexual assault
    Evelyn Yang, Andrew Yang’s Wife, Says Her Gynecologist Sexually Assaulted HerThe wife of the Democratic candidate says she was abused during a routine pregnancy examination, and she’s coming forward to help other women.
  49. keeping up with the royals
    So, Prince William Doesn’t Want Any More Kids?But what does Kate want?
  50. space
    Every One of These Reasons for Not Going to the Moon Is CorrectWhen asked why they wouldn’t want to go to the moon, Brits gave amazing answers like “not interested” and “not enough to see/do.”
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