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  1. whyyyy
    Humanity Suffers Latest IndignityNoah Centineo bleached his beard.
  2. celebrity
    Lindsay Shookus and Jon Hamm Are Having a ‘Great Time’ TogetherWhat could it mean?
  3. the bachelorette
    This Season’s Hottest Accessory Is a Bachelorette ContestantDemi Lovato and season 15’s Mike Johnson are reportedly “getting to know each other.”
  4. college admissions scandal
    Lori Loughlin Slowly Realizing She Will Probably Go to JailShe was reportedly “paying close attention” to Felicity Huffman’s sentencing in the college-cheating scandal.
  5. tim ryan (??)
    Tim Ryan (?) Drops Album, Becomes World’s Most Obscure BandA review of “A New and Better Agenda”.
  6. miley cyrus
    Miley Cyrus, Siren of the DeepHer new look says “I just emerged from the depths of the sea.”
  7. what?
    Unpacking a Very Wild Headline About Sarah Palin’s DivorceDivorce? A Kid Rock concert? A “cryptic meme”?
  8. celebrity couples
    Wait, So … Are Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart Still Dating?After months of ambiguous breakup rumors, we yearn for the truth.
  9. hmm
    Can You Find the Trump Merch in These Photos?It’s so well-camouflaged.
  10. culture
    Shiv Roy’s Pants Should Take Over Waystar RoycoTalking to Succession’s head costume designer about the most competent member of the Roy family.
  11. college admissions scandal
    Think of How Exhausting It Must Be to Be Olivia Jade’s LawyersIt’s her family’s meltdown and she’ll do a middle finger if she wants to!
  12. genesis 1:1
    Join Me on a Journey Through Liv Tyler’s Chaotic House TourA glimpse at the Manhattan brownstone from whence we all came, and the attic where we will all inevitably end up.
  13. #metoo
    Dylan Farrow Responds to Scarlett Johansson’s Defense of Woody Allen“Scarlett has a long way to go in understanding the issue she claims to champion.”
  14. romance
    So Much for the Grand Romantic GestureA man was arrested in Singapore after buying a boarding pass to walk his wife to the gate.
  15. too horny
    Adorable Little Pervert Too Horny to LiveScientists have confirmed that male kalutas — tiny Australian marsupials — bone to the death.
  16. hot shot
    This Year’s Hunger Games Off to Fashionable StartMay the odds be ever in our favor.
  17. celebrity
    Shia LaBeouf Has Found a New Passion“He kept repeating his love for their hot sauce.”
  18. keeping up with the royals
    Prince Harry on Taking Private Jets: ‘No One Is Perfect’We all have our flaws!!
  19. tall girl summer
    It Was a Tall Girl SummerNetflix’s “Tall Girl” bookends the season Megan Thee Stallion started.
  20. the epstein case
    Royals Finally Become Aware of Bad ‘Optics’ Around Prince Andrew“The optics were not a good look, with so many stories about the Epstein accusers while he was on a sunny golf course in Spain.”
  21. the epstein case
    What We Know About Sarah Kellen, Who Allegedly ‘Recruited’ Girls for Epstein“It was Ghislaine and Sarah Kellen that showed me how to please Jeffrey,” an alleged victim told detectives.
  22. activism
    Teens Are Now Organizing Strikes on TikTokThe world is burning, and Gen Z is organizing strikes on TikTok.
  23. hot shot
    The Best Way to Get Over a Breakup Is to Wear a $520 Cashmere BraTake it from Katie Holmes.
  24. politics
    What Exactly Does Donald Trump Jr. Think Diplomacy Entails?The First Boy suggested Bernie Sanders couldn’t negotiate with world leaders because he … sucks at boxing?
  25. the epstein case
    Prince Andrew ‘Knows What He’s Done,’ Epstein Accuser Says“I hope he comes clean about it,” Virginia Giuffre said of the royal.
  26. power
    Incoming Harvard Freshman Deported Over His Friends’ Social-Media PostsIsmail B. Ajjawi, 17, was stopped at Boston’s Logan Airport, held for eight hours, and then told his visa had been revoked.
  27. q&a
    Why Is Everyone Still So Obsessed With Unicorns?Unraveling our millennia-old obsession with horned horses with the author of The Very Short, Entirely True History of Unicorns.
  28. ballers on hbo
    Of Course Elizabeth Warren Loves This Show About Horny Sports AccountantsIt’s ultimately a show about guys trying to get their wealthy clients to spend responsibly.
  29. keeping up with the royals
    Leave This Tiny Dancer Alone!Good Morning America co-host Lara Spencer has apologized after mocking Prince George for taking ballet.
  30. check out this song bruv
    Hmm, Do We Think Taylor Swift Has Been to London?Taking a closer look at the “London Boy” lyrics.
  31. the epstein case
    Prince Andrew Allegedly Seen Getting Massaged at Epstein’s HomeA new article describes Epstein and Prince Andrew getting foot massages from “two young well-dressed Russian women.”
  32. titanic
    Let Her Go, ManA Titanic historian describes new footage of the ship’s decay as “shocking.” Is it, though?
  33. movies
    I Can’t Wait to Watch This Movie About Adam Driver’s FaceMarriage Story takes us on a journey through the beautiful wilds of Adam Driver’s facial expressions.
  34. animals
    The Chicago Coyote Guy on the Story Behind That Viral Video“That’s really odd to see a coyote pup out in broad daylight in an open area at 2 p.m.”
  35. the art of diplomacy
    Trump Promises Not to Do ‘This’ to GreenlandThere will be no Trump Hotel and Casino for Greenlanders, it seems.
  36. bad ideas
    And Now, an Update on Alan DershowitzEpstein’s lawyer was scheduled to defend biblical characters accused of “kidnapping and child trafficking” in a mock trial.
  37. politics
    The Owner of SoulCycle and Equinox Is Throwing a Fancy Trump FundraiserTo the dismay of many fans of the gym chain and stationary-bicycle lifestyle cult.
  38. celebrity
    Dakota Johnson Would Like Some Privacy to Mourn Her Tooth Gap“I’m really sad about it too.”
  39. keeping up with kylie
    Excuse Me, Who’s Going to Clean This Up?For Kylie Jenner’s birthday, Travis Scott covered her home in loose flower petals.
  40. broken brain
    What to Name Your 30 to 50 Feral HogsWhen they run into your yard within three to five minutes.
  41. power
    Yet Another Woman Says She Was Mistreated at GoogleA Google employee has published a searing account of being discriminated against during her pregnancy.
  42. fashion
    An Evening With New York’s Most Glamorous CatsMeeting the stars of the Algonquin’s cat fashion show.
  43. so you want to be president
    Horniness for Jay Inslee Is a Renewable ResourceI don’t know if it was the Clark Kent glasses or his continued commitment to clean energy, but on Wednesday everyone got horny for Inslee.
  44. 2020 elections
    A Guide to All the Indistinguishable Men Running for PresidentHow to tell these six men apart.
  45. democratic debates
    Marianne Williamson Says Reparations Are ‘a Debt That Is Owed’The spiritual guru is a controversial candidate, but her full-throated support of reparations on the Democratic debate stage was welcome to many.
  46. 2020 elections
    John Hickenlooper (?) Posts Thirst Trap Before DebateAn ego boost? Or a last ditch effort to be recognized onstage?
  47. omg
    What I’m Saying When I Type ‘Omg’“I’m acknowledging that I received your message.”
  48. let them eat (sad) cake
    Sometimes Alex Rodriguez’s Sad Birthday Cake Is the Best You Can DoAppreciating this sad cake that’s doing its best.
  49. health
    Do We Really Understand the Risks of Breast Implants?The Cut spoke to a plastic surgeon about the FDA’s decision to recall certain textured breast implants linked to a rare cancer.
  50. yikes
    Is Diddy Dating His Son’s Ex-Girlfriend?Awkward.
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