“I get a call from the director, and she says Vivid is shooting a celebrity sex tape. I said, ‘Who’s in it?’ I didn’t know who she was, so they said Google her.” —James Deen, porn star
“I’m celebrating my body, and I’m celebrating my feminine side. This is something that never should have been talked about publicly. This is something that I want for when I’m older, because I want these sexy photos of me on my best year.” —Farrah Abraham, Teen Mom
“I picked her up from her hotel room so we can get to know each other, so it’s not just like, ‘Hey, I’m James Deen, here’s my penis!’ ” —Deen
“This was my own personal video. James was the one to be like, ‘Oh, I did a porn with Farrah.’ ” —Abraham
“It’s a Vivid movie. Vivid didn’t buy it; they funded it. Vivid’s marketing strategy was, they wanted us to pretend we were dating.” —Deen
“I don’t have anything good to say [about James]. Things have gone to his head. He does not respect women, his penis is small, and I’m not going to make fun of penises because I haven’t seen many, but his was definitely not big.” —Abraham
“What is her problem? It is obviously medium-size.” —Deen
“We went after this movie as vigorously as any sex tape we’ve ever pursued. Farrah’s looks remind me of a young Kim Kardashian, and we all know how her story turned out.” —Steve Hirsch, Vivid