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  1. movie review
    Jackpot! Hates Its Audience Almost As Much As It Hates Its CharactersPaul Feig’s latest indulges in a kind of misanthropy that would require a lot more thought and ballsiness to pull off.
  2. you can’t see him
    A Timeline of John Cena’s WWE CareerThe wrestling superstar just announced his retirement — here’s how he got there.
  3. can’t c him anymore
    John Cena Says He’s Retiring From WWE After 2025But first, the farewell tour.
  4. wwe
    Every WrestleMania Main Event, RankedHow does the Cody Rhodes–Seth Rollins–Roman Reigns–the Rock showdown of WrestleMania 40 stack up?
  5. cheeky
    Wait, Was John Cena Actually Butt Naked at the Oscars?He presented the award for Best Costume Design without much of a costume on.
  6. studio politics
    Sadly: Meep MeepCoyote Vs. Acme is running out of time to be sold to another studio before an earnings call on February 23, and Warner Bros. isn’t playing fair.
  7. movie review
    Argylle Delivers Twisty-Turny Tedium, But Its Action Scenes Are GreatMatthew Vaughn might not be able to tell a story, but he can choreograph some wild mayhem.
  8. trailer mix
    Argylle Is Kingsman and Barbie in a Trench CoatStarring Dua Lipa, Bryce Dallas Howard, and John Cena.
  9. homecomings
    Dwayne ‘the Rock’ Johnson Cooked Up a Surprise WWE ReturnComplete with a People’s Elbow and a backstage run-in with John Cena.
  10. career pivots
    WWE Books a Movie Star for SmackDownJohn Cena will be seen back in the ring.
  11. endings
    Let’s Talk About the Cliffhanger Ending of Fast XHow will our heroes get out of this scrape?!
  12. movie review
    Fast X Feels Like a Head InjuryI didn’t hate it!
  13. kim there’s people that are dying
    AnnaLynne McCord Has Some (Spoken) Words for PutinWhy? “I know I could easily have moved in the direction of becoming a dictator myself,” she says in an interview.
  14. a long talk
    James Gunn Isn’t Laughing at PeacemakerAfter decades skewering superheroes, the writer-director chose sincerity for HBO Max’s first DC series.
  15. final rose
    Kim K. Looks for Love in SNL Dating SketchJohn Cena?!
  16. sequels
    Hulu Has Already Ordered a Vacation Friends SequelAfter having the best opening weekend of any Hulu original, Clay Tarver will write and direct another jawn.
  17. movie review
    A Little of The Suicide Squad Goes a Long WayIt’s possible James Gunn’s “soft reboot” of the DC superhero franchise is too much of a good thing and not enough of a better thing.
  18. it’s all relative
    F9 Makes Dom Toretto Canonically TallThanks to the power of flashback casting!
  19. trailer mix
    We Hope Their Family Sprung for Car Insurance in the F9 TrailerBut does it cover … space?
  20. last night on late night
    John Oliver Begrudgingly Shares the Exact Birthday As John Cena“I’m not just one step closer to death, I’m about 20 steps closer to death than he is.”
  21. movies
    Fast & Furious Franchise to Drive Into the Sunset After Two More FilmsJustin Lin will likely direct.
  22. last night on late night
    BTS Army Spokesperson John Cena Explains What Made Him StanHe joined Jimmy Fallon in-studio for night two of the BTS Tonight Show takeover.
  23. wrestlemania 36
    John Cena Wrestled a Puppet at WrestleMania This Year… and LostTo be fair, it was a very disturbing puppet.
  24. theater of the absurd
    Professional Wrestling Without an Audience Is Avant-garde TheaterWrestleMania is going on without crowds thanks to coronavirus, but the intensity remains.
  25. casting call
    James Gunn Confirms Pretty Much Everyone Is in The Suicide Squad CastExcept for poor ol’ Jared Leto. Better luck next squad, Jared.
  26. casting
    Mirren and Theron to Return for Fast & Furious 9; Maybe the Dame Will DriveBuckle up.
  27. swole news
    John Cena Is Officially Bringing So Many More Muscles to Fast & Furious 9Instead of driving cars, maybe Cena can just pick them up and hit people with them.
  28. movies about movies
    John Cena Will Get Trapped in a Bunch of Movies at NetflixJason Bateman will direct the comedy for the streaming network.
  29. meaningful haircuts
    John Cena Knows His New Hairdo Freaks You OutGrowing it out was like “embracing the uncomfortable,” for the actor/wrassler.
  30. in development
    Everything We Know About the Three Gawker Movies in Development Right NowA new Gawker movie was announced Monday morning.
  31. the industry
    John Cena Replaces Dwayne Johnson in Upcoming Action Flick The Janson DirectiveAll future action stars should have to wrestle The Rock before we let them have a career. Seems like a good litmus test.
  32. feuds
    John Cena Responds to the Rock’s Threats, Welcomes an Ass-Cleaning“Your threat to me is you wanna clean my butt? Um, okay pal, you got the job.”
  33. award shows
    Millie Bobby Brown and John Cena Show Support for Teen Gun Violence ActivistsCena got slimed and Eleven dialed it up to 12.
  34. What’s New on Amazon Prime: October 2017Now’s the time to catch up on The Americans.
  35. Kumail Nanjiani and John Cena Are Starring in a Buddy Cop Comedy TogetherAs if his starring role on Silicon Valley, critically acclaimed movie The Big Sick, and upcoming Saturday Night Live hosting gig weren’t enough […]
  36. trailer mix
    Carpool Karaoke Series Trailer: Billy Eichner, Ariana Grande, and MoreThe web series based on James Corden’s segment is coming to Apple Music.
  37. See the Trailer for Andy Samberg’s Cycling Mockumentary Tour de PharmacyIt premieres July 8 on HBO.
  38. John Cena, The Miz, and the Prophetic Comedy of ‘Total Bullshit’ Record-tying sixteen-time World Heavyweight Wrestling Champion and comedy role model John Cena made headlines this weekend when he took a […]
  39. congrats
    John Cena Brought the Romance and the Rock (a Diamond Rock) to WrestleMania 33Cena proposed to fellow WWE star Nikki Bella.
  40. hosting duties
    John Cena Will Brave Green Slime to Host Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice AwardsThe children have chosen.
  41. music video
    See Father John Misty’s Music Video Pure ComedyLife is an absurd spectacle that not even cute animals can save us from.
  42. John Cena Brought His Excellent Comic Timing and Arms to a Solid ‘SNL’ We learned two things this week: John Cena is an expert entertainer, and he’s actually pretty funny, too. A pro wrestler for over 15 years, […]
  43. last night on late night
    See the World Through Trump’s Eyes on SNLFantastic. Victory. Landslide.
  44. snl promos
    John Cena Is Every Popular SNL Character EverHe’s John Cena!
  45. ‘SNL’s Final Hosts of 2016: John Cena and Casey AffleckSaturday Night Live has revealed its final hosts of the year. After Emma Stone hosts tomorrow’s episode with musical guest Shawn Mendes, the […]
  46. saturday night live
    John Cena and Casey Affleck Will Host SNL This MonthWith musical guests Maren Morris and Chance the Rapper.
  47. Leslie Mann, Ike Barinholtz, and John Cena to Star in Kay Cannon’s […]Kay Cannon’s directorial debut announced last year is rounding out its cast. According to Variety, Leslie Mann, Ike Barinholtz, and John Cena […]
  48. John Cena, Comedy Role Model When I talk to other comedians and they talk about their role models, it’s all Tina Feys and Amy Schumers, but no one can explain why. […]
  49. comedy
    Why Do So Many Comedians Love Pro Wrestling? As John Cena roasted the sports world at the ESPY Awards this week, many of you may have been wondering, “What’s the guy from Trainwreck […]
  50. espys 2016
    ESPYs Host John Cena Explains How Sports Are Just Like Pro WrestlingRoger Goodell is Vince McMahon.
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