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  1. her web connects them all
    The Complete History of Dakota Johnson: Agent of ChaosJohnson’s chaos has infected the friendly skies, as R-rated Daddio was played on every screen of a Quantas flight, and couldn’t be changed.
  2. the rumors and the nastiness
    Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin Are Still Consciously CoupledJohnson never bothered to deny allegations that she locked people in a Blue Bottle Coffee, so this seems serious.
  3. movie review
    Dakota Johnson Is Actually Great in DaddioSean Penn is better than he’s been in years in Christy Hall’s old-fashioned strangers-in-a-cab drama. But Johnson nearly acts him off the screen.
  4. movie review
    Unfortunately, Madame Web Is Bad in a Boring WayDakota Johnson seems to give up halfway through this superhero movie, which drags through the middle and is inept by the end.
  5. duty calls
    Sabrina Carpenter Is Working Late on the Saturday Night Live FinaleWith host Jake Gyllenhaal.
  6. hey mama
    SNL Bought So Many Stanley Cups for This SketchThe UGG boot x Stanley cup needs to be defictionalized, now.
  7. nepo feud
    Dakota Johnson Destroys Please Don’t Destroy in Roast Battle“I’ve always wanted to meet the Lonelier Island,” she tells them, before brokering a nepo-baby truce.
  8. overnights
    Saturday Night Live Recap: The Justin Timberlake Show, Featuring Dakota JohnsonJustin Timberlake’s comeback tour hits SNL and takes some shine off guest host Dakota Johnson.
  9. we have a deal
    The Shark Tank Sharks Invest in Dakota JohnsonBarbara Corcoran and Mark Cuban stopped by Saturday Night Live to make some deals.
  10. drop the the
    Dakota Johnson and Her Social Network Co-Star Reunite in SNL MonologueJustin Timberlake offered to appear in sketches, citing his previous hosting stints, but Johnson reminded him, “No, you’re the musical guest.”
  11. coming soon
    Get Caught in the Madame Web“He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.”
  12. sundance 2023
    Sundance, Day Four: Joey Soloway’s House Party and a Missing Dakota JohnsonSaying good-bye to Sundance with rubber ducks, queer horror filmmakers, and a bottle of tequila.
  13. park city confidential
    Sundance Returns with Cannibalism Comedy and the Indigo Girls[Indigo Girls Voice] We went back to the mountains and found some pretty good Armie Hammer jokes.
  14. sundance 2023
    Dakota Johnson Jokes About Armie Hammer Cannibalism AllegationsAfter previously defending him against “cancel culture” in 2021.
  15. persuasion
    Is Jane Austen Just a Vibe Now?The new Persuasion throws out almost everything essential about its source material but keeps the country walks and the costuming.
  16. shady
    Dakota Johnson Calls Fifty Shades ‘Psychotic’ ‘Big Naked Movies’“I haven’t been able to talk about this truthfully ever.”
  17. gallery
    The Faces of The Tribeca Film Festival 2022Megan Fox, Robert De Niro, J. Lo, and more smize for the camera.
  18. movie review
    Cha Cha Real Smooth Grins and Goes NowhereYour tolerance for this movie will likely hinge on your tolerance for writer-director-producer-star Cooper Raiff as a cinematic presence.
  19. web cast
    Dakota Johnson to Spin Web Not Made of LiesDakota Johnson is joining the Sony MCU and Sydney Sweeney is coming too!
  20. sundance 2022
    Cha Cha Real Smooth Slides Its Way to a Sundance WinThe film, which stars Cooper Raiff and Dakota Johnson, received the Audience Award in the U.S. Dramatic category.
  21. lime crime
    Did Dakota Johnson Lock People in a Blue Bottle Coffee? An Investigation.Blog Day Afternoon.
  22. movie review
    The Pitiless Excellence of The Lost DaughterMaggie Gyllenhaal’s Elena Ferrante adaptation for Netflix is the best movie of the year.
  23. trailer mix
    The Lost Daughter Trailer: A Beach That Makes You SadOlivia Colman, Dakota Johnson, and Jessie Buckley star in the debut film from writer-director Maggie Gyllenhaal.
  24. casting
    Dakota Johnson to Star in ‘Modern, Witty’ Adaptation of Jane Austen’s Persuasion“No, that’s not the truth, Frederick.”
  25. lime crime
    Dakota Johnson Lied to Us About Loving LimesYou can’t spell “limes” without “lies.”
  26. trailer mix
    Jason Segel Raises the Good Buddy Bar to New Heights in Our Friend TrailerBased on author Matthew Teague’s 2015 Esquire essay “The Friend.”
  27. movie review
    The High Note Is a Mostly Forgettable Hollywood Fairy TaleIn the end, Tracee Ellis Ross’s Grace Davis feels like a diva in search of real characterization.
  28. tiger news
    Dakota Johnson Says Grandma Tippi Hedren Still Lives With, Oh, 13 or 14 Big CatsShe used to have around sixty, but a baker’s dozen is much more manageable.
  29. trailer mix
    Tracee Ellis Ross Is a Pop Star in the Trailer for The High NoteIs that an original song we hear?
  30. fifty shades of yellow
    Dakota Johnson’s Directorial Debut Is a Love Story Set to ColdplayWatch the “Cry Cry Cry” video now, but single people beware.
  31. roll clip!
    Dakota Johnson Wastes Zero Time Calling Out Ellen’s BullshitThe talk-show appearance took a weirdly contentious turn when Johnson’s birthday party was brought up.
  32. trailer mix
    Wounds Trailer: Armie Hammer, Dakota Johnson, and an Absolute Ton of BugsFrom Under the Shadow director Babak Anvari.
  33. casting
    Dakota Johnson Will Get to Be Funny With Tracee Ellis Ross in CoversFrom the director of Late Night.
  34. chat room
    Luca Guadagnino Reveals Dakota Johnson’s Secret Second Role in Suspiria“I’ve never said it to anybody, but this is a little present for Vulture.”
  35. venice film festival
    Suspiria Is a Bleak, Gorgeous, Radical Reimagining of Its PredecessorLuca Guadagnino’s gruesome reimagining has neither style nor substance in common with Dario Argento’s giallo classic, and it’s all the better for it.
  36. movie review
    Luca Guadagnino’s Suspiria Remake Casts No SpellIt takes everything deliriously surreal in the original and lumbers it with German history, gender studies, and cloddish dance/performance art
  37. sequels
    Luca Guadagnino Has Big Plans for Dakota Johnson in Call Me by Your Name SequelJust as soon as the director can figure out a decent title.
  38. trailer mix
    Luca Guadagnino’s Suspiria Official Trailer: Basically the Devil’s Step UpBetween Suspiria and Black Swan, we hope you dancers are all okay.
  39. trailer mix
    Bad Times at the El Royale Trailer Stars a Lot of Hot People in a Murder HotelNow checking in: Chris Hemsworth, Jeff Bridges, John Hamm, Cynthia Erivo, Dakota Johnson, and more.
  40. trailer mix
    Luca Guadagnino’s Suspiria Trailer: There Will Be Blood!Suspiria warriors, unite! See it in theaters November 2.
  41. what a tease
    New Suspiria Footage Promises a Movie Filled With Gruesome HorrorsDirector Luca Guadagnino happily tormented the crowd at CinemaCon.
  42. roll clip!
    Diane Keaton Has a Thing for Chris Martin Despite Not Knowing Who He IsWatch out, Dakota Johnson.
  43. sex and math
    Every Sex Scene in the Fifty Shades Movies, QuantifiedJust how much kinkiness can you expect from this franchise?
  44. Anastasia Steele Is the Enemy of the Written WordThere are too many naked scenes for you to notice, but in Fifty Shades, Ana single-handedly dismantles the literary scene of the Pacific Northwest.
  45. Fifty Shades Freed Sure Is the Last Fifty Shades MovieIt turns out the darkest shade all along was … money.
  46. fifty shades of black and white
    Skunks Hate Dakota JohnsonThe Fifty Shades star has been skunked four times in the last year!
  47. Fifty Shades Freed Trailer: ‘You May Call Me Mrs. Grey’Christian Grey finally put a ring on it.
  48. trailer mix
    Fifty Shades Freed Trailer: Mrs. Grey Will See You NowWhat a fun, sexy time.
  49. casting couch
    Dakota Johnson to Star in Unfit, Based on True Forced Sterilization StoryJohnson plays Carrie Buck, a young woman who was sterilized against her will in the 1920s.
  50. whoa
    Dakota Johnson’s 21 Best Fifty Shades Darker Line Readings“You’re not putting those in my butt.”
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