Michael Moore to Tom Delay: It’s On!

“[I] will be happy to debate DeLay in whatever prison he ultimately relocates to and allow ABC to cover that debate.� —Michael Moore’s response to Tom DeLay, who called him “chicken� for canceling their debate [Variety]

“I’ve seen too much in my life.� —Kelly Osbourne, on why she wasn’t unnerved by the Ripley’s Believe It or Not!’s “Odditorium� [NYDN]

“I find myself drawn to threesomes. As you count up from one, three is the first interesting number.� —Michael Cunningham, on why he likes writing about love triangles [NYT]

“He should climb a mountain or go surfing in the Caribbean. I don’t care what he does, so long as he keeps out of it.� —Berthold Maria Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg, on Tom Cruise’s intent to portray Stauffenberg’s famed father in an upcoming film [Spiegel Online]

“I have tremendous respect for women in the healthcare industry and I know that it is often a difficult and thankless job.� — Katherine Heigl, on plans to launch a “Katherine Heigl Collection� line of scrubs [All Headline News]
—Hannah Tucker