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Faith Hill and Don Cheadle Disagree on Meaning of Respect

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“That’s very disrespectful.†—Faith Hill to a female concertgoer who grabbed Hill’s husband, Tim McGraw, by the groin [Just Jared]

“Just once, I’d like to be disrespected a little bit.†—Don Cheadle, who’d like to lose his “serious actor†reputation for long enough to do a summer blockbuster [PopMatters]

“She’s Australian, so she’s real tough. She probably grew up ripping off kangaroos’ heads with her teeth.†—Andy Samberg on Hot Rod co-star Isla Fisher [People]

“They’re not our real friends, though. We’re still quite lonely.†—Bret McKenzie of Flight of the Conchords on having 18,000 MySpace friends [A.V. Club]

“I fled there for New Year’s Eve, 1999, because of the Y2K bug, thinking that if there was an apocalyptic event, I’d rather die in my homeland.†—Heroes’ Masi Oka on the last time he was in Japan [TV Guide]
—Hannah Tucker