Gesundheit, Warren Beatty!

“It’s a sexual sneeze.� —Warren Beatty, when asked what an orgasm is by his 8-year-old daughter [NYP]

“It could be big. It could be huge, man. A black and white cooking show with stories, because there’s a lot of waiting in cooking.� —David Lynch, whose Inland Empire DVD contains bonus footage of him in the kitchen, which would make for an amazing Food Network show [VH1]

“It doesn’t bother me. I’ve never been disrespected in any way. If I’m like, ‘Yo, I get it, but I don’t swing that way,’ then it’s all love.� —Rapper Eve on her lesbian fans [Digital Spy]

“I have always loved his music, but I’m terrified about this because I am besotted. I watched the press conference he gave in San Francisco in 1965, or whenever it was, and just think, ‘I love you.’� —Cate Blanchett on preparing for her upcoming role as Bob Dylan [Guardian via Daily Mail]

“I’m attracted to threshold experiences — to chaos, insanity, mayhem, so I was drawn to women who were dramatic, emotional and unpredictable, with great sexual energy. I liked surprises. I liked women who could be demonstrative, demanding, socially unacceptable.� —Kelsey Grammer, whose wife, Camille, has irritable bowel syndrome [Parade]
—Elizabeth Black