Scarlett Johansson Confident in Her Singing Ability

“I’ll probably just take the stage, hang around, and ooze sex appeal.� —Scarlett Johansson, who has signed on to sing for U.S. troops in Iraq this fall [PR Inside]

“When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes — unless I was at an adult-film convention.� —Adult-film star Jenna Jameson, whose breast reduction has freed her from a life of turtlenecks [US]

“I will always write only loserish kind of characters … I don’t think I have a handle on winners.� The Office’s Rainn Wilson, who’s currently writing a movie about attendees of Renaissance fairs [HR]

“At the front we used to have a lot of teenage females fainting. Now we have grown men weeping.� —The Police’s Stewart Copeland on the fans during the band’s reunion tour [Guardian]

“My manager asked, ‘If someone were to tell you that you could be any kind of doctor on Wisteria Lane, what kind would you be?’ I said I’d be a gynecologist so I could interact with all the women.� —The newest neighbor on Desperate Housewives, Nathan Fillion [TV Guide]
—Elizabeth Black