Sarah Michelle Gellar Sings!

1. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Abbey McBride, and ClarKent, “Teen Horniness Is Not a Crime�
Sarah Michelle Gellar and friends come out in favor of teen sex in this Britney Spears parody from the Southland Tales soundtrack. And we salute her for it! [Zeon’s Music Blog]

2. Mike Jones feat. Hurricane Chris, “Drop & Give Me 50�
We didn’t count, but we’re pretty sure that Mike Jones shouts his own name at least 50 times. [XXL]

3. Say Anything, “This Is Fucking Ecstasy�
This emo band might be named after the John Cusack movie, but they don’t sound much like Peter Gabriel at all. Actually, this track sounds more like a cross between Weezer and Thin Lizzy. [Linesthroughlines]

4. The Vandelles, “Lovely Weather�
Loads of bands are ripping off the Jesus & Mary Chain these days, but Brooklyn’s Vandelles mix their obvious reverence for Psychocandy with a creepy, nihilistic vibe that makes them sound like the world’s sleaziest surf band. [Berkeley Palace]

5. Small Cruel Party, “Without Arms But With Some Sort Of Peculiar Attachement�
We’re not sure if this is actually the best of the collection of early-nineties ambient drone music on WFMU’s blog, but it’s definitely the track with the best title. [WFMU]
—Matthew Perpetua