All you die-hard Watchmen nerds (like us) who were planning on spending the entire weekend of March 6 fully immersed in Watchmania should probably take a seat before continuing on. Okay, all set? Good. Warner has announced that the DVD of Tales of the Black Freighter, the companion anime film of the book’s comic-within-a-comic, won’t be released until March 24. It’s a mini-bummer, we know. [Rope of Silicon]