With Slumdog Millionaire marching its way towards its inevitable Oscar destiny, the collection of shrill harpies known as the Pussycat Dolls have decided to hop onboard the bandwagon by covering A.R. Rahman’s pulsating hit, “Jai Ho.†We anxiously await one of two inevitable outcomes: A) This will be the soundtrack to the topless Hugh Jackman–Freida Pinto–Ghost of Jack Palance Bollywood number we have been clamoring for, or B) This will inspire the Dolls to rerecord their last Top 40 hit with a new slant: “When I Grow Up, I Want To Be A Slumdog.†[Pretty Much Amazing]