“Tracy Morgan isn’t as unstable as Tracy Jordan. This is weird for me to talk in third person. But Tracy Morgan doesn’t run down the street in his underwear holding a light saber.†—Tracy Morgan [USAT]
“I can’t wait to get pregnant.†—Kristen Stewart on being excited to play pregnant Bella[Uberblog/E]
“I can’t wait to perform the Cesarean!†—Robert Pattinson on being excited to perform a C-section on pregnant Bella [Uberblog/E]
“I had months to prepare and I still forgot my lines. But then again, I had a lot to say. In my defense, I never fucking shut up in this movie. ‘Blah, blah, blah’ and then ‘blah, blah, blah.’†—Gerard Butler on The Ugly Truth [Female First]
“I like to tease Josh Schwartz a lot and tell them that if they don’t put me on soon, I will go to Extras casting with a wig and just get cast as a waitress or something and just shoot one right down the barrel.†—Kristen Bell is pretty desperate to be in front of the camera on Gossip Girl [Ausiello Files/EW]
“It actually helps when you’re friends, because after a few hours, you’re laughing about it. You’re having these mundane conversations and the only difference is you’re not wearing pants. She just had on the little postage stamp things and I wore a flesh-coloured pouch. It was really, really awful!†—Ryan Reynolds on shooting sex scenes with Sandra Bullock [Sydney Morning Herald]