We’re not quite sure there is any actual logic or highly complex algorithms that power the Jersey Shore nickname generator, but damn if it isn’t pretty hilarious all the same. Our name? Juice Springsteen! Also, some enterprising soul has started a CafePress site dedicated to selling thongs with the catchphrase “I Love the Situation†emblazoned on them. Clearly that entrepreneurial Einstein will be living large on the Shore next summer. [Unlikely Words via Videogum]