TMZ reports that comedian Andy Dick, who is on probation for assault in a 2008 pizza joint incident, was arrested early this morning and charged with two felony counts of sexual abuse. He was in Huntington, West Virginia to perform at a comedy club called The Funny Bone. TMZ has local news video of Dick’s perp walk in which Dick answers the question “Why are you being arrested†with “People grabbin’ on me.†[TMZ]