May’s Best and Worst Celeb Photos
It’s the season of summer blockbusters and concert tours, and stars are posing hard for your money. Tracy Morgan strips down to be Robin Hood: Man in Undies for Flaunt. Sarah Jessica Parker broods, while Taylor Swift swoons for Vogue. Beth Ditto channels a Flintstone in Paper and Claire Danes channels Hillary in Vs. Christina Hendricks sucks watermelon for Esquire, and Alexander Skarsgard is near perfect in Details. See those images and more in the slideshow.
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Tightie-whities and a bow and arrow. Whether it was meant to be or not, this is a genius mocking of Russell Crowe in Robin Hood.
Sexy wet celebrities have been done. Campy wet celebrities without cleavage paying homage to famous musicals have not.
They look like they actually like each other.
Each looks like he's smelling the other's fart. And therefore finds himself superior.
Replace the flowers with a prehistoric club and we've got a regular Flintstone.
She's not even eating the watermelon, she's sucking on it. If that is supposed to make male Esquire readers cry out in lust, she might have taken off ...
She's not even eating the watermelon, she's sucking on it. If that is supposed to make male Esquire readers cry out in lust, she might have taken off what looks like the engagement ring on her left finger, the one that's communicating she's not really interested in seducing them anyway.
He's not trying to be sexy! Or show off his biceps by just bending his arms! He looks like a total dweeb! And it's charming.
Your eye doesn't go to her face, it goes to her boob and it's nearly impossible not to focus on the slight pancake effect the harness has on it.
Most 21-year-olds who run around in bras for their adoring public do it with the aim of looking older, not to make their adoring public feel creepy fo...
Most 21-year-olds who run around in bras for their adoring public do it with the aim of looking older, not to make their adoring public feel creepy for looking.
The hair, the high collar, and the noticeable but not too dangly earrings are so Hillary. A little less sparkle and a little more pantsuit and she mig...
The hair, the high collar, and the noticeable but not too dangly earrings are so Hillary. A little less sparkle and a little more pantsuit and she might actually fool people.
Someone get this girl a sequin immediately!
She looks like her shoulders are about to turn into wings and send her flying forth from the page into our faces.
Everyone knows Tilda doesn't have that much hair, but we can plainly see where the wig attaches to her head at her hairline. At least let us try to be...
Everyone knows Tilda doesn't have that much hair, but we can plainly see where the wig attaches to her head at her hairline. At least let us try to believe.
Her lips are as red as her grandfather's were.
This does not say, "I went to sex rehab but I'm okay now." It just says, "Don't I look like the kind of person who would go to sex rehab?"
On the other hand, he could be coming from oil spill cleanup duty.
At least it distracts from the beard.
She looks like a cross between the Matrix and an evil Disney character.
The only flaw here, maybe, was putting him in a shirt.
Then again, who needs two eyes?
She looks sad. Like she wandered outside in the middle of the night in her underwear looking for the man who got away and then latched onto a tree — t...
She looks sad. Like she wandered outside in the middle of the night in her underwear looking for the man who got away and then latched onto a tree — the only living thing she could love — as the dawn set in. This woman desperately needs to be allowed to smile and wear clothes.
This would have been the best picture ever if the photographer didn't include himself in the shot!!
She looks like she's fainting.
Dashing male celebrities don't always need to be shot with a hot girl in a slutty dress.
He's not Kanye West, he's Adam Lambert, a.k.a., Glambert. All these sunglasses do is conceal the eyeliner that gave him that nickname.
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