“Like, maybe I could be the West Coast’s Woody Allen, you know what I mean?†—Pauly Shore [Movieline]
“I liked the tent scene because 
I have to grab Taylor’s chest and his nipples get hard really easily. We had to re-shoot the scene basically for that reason! … It seems like I’m always picking on Taylor, but the funniest moment was when he was in 
this little grey Spandex suit he sometimes had to wear for the CGI. Taylor quite frequently 
out-mans me, so seeing him 
in that little Spandex outfit 
made me feel much better 
about myself. He looked great 
in it, though. Very sexy!†—Robert Pattinson [Now Magazine UK]
“Like Tom Cruise is ten? I’d be a two. Seriously. Although, I get recognized in the supermarket in LA a lot, weirdly enough. That’s where I get spotted the most. I think all the people who work there want to be actors so they notice me.†—Sharlto Copley on how famous he is [Empire via ONTD]
“I regard Howard Stern as worthless.†—Larry King [NYDN]
“I hit the lottery. I get to do what I love … The invasion into your private life, it’s a small price to pay. [Quitting acting] is just not on my agenda.†—Leonardo DiCaprio [E!]
“A few years ago I got a really strange gift from a fan — it was really disgusting, a used Tampax! That’s the strangest thing!†—Enrique Iglesias [Showbiz Spy]
“I think the definition of a man’s man has shifted in recent times to this sort of fratty bro, different from the older version, which was aloof and distant — Gary Cooper or Cary Grant or James Bond. Now it’s a little vulgar, kind of lowbrow, adolescent. I’m not that guy. Part of being an adult is treating women like women.†—Jon Hamm [W]
“For me, Heath was the definitive Joker. It wouldn’t feel appropriate to readdress that character.†—Christopher Nolan [AP]
“I love Nirvana, but I love them a bit too much — I’d be embarrassed. And you see all these comments, like from Courtney Love, saying ’What the fuck! He’s totally wrong for it’, and I’m like, ’I fucking said no, you dick!’ I didn’t get offered it. For one thing, I’m too tall, and I can’t sing like him, I’m nothing like him!’ It’s ridiculous.†—Robert Pattinson on rumors he’d be cast as Kurt Cobain in a Nirvana biopic [Mirror UK]
“Nicki Minaj runs hip-hop. … She works hard and that’s what it is. She’s focused and that’s good. It’s been a while since a female rapper has come up with that much … She’s got a really good work ethic, and I get her.†—M.I.A. [Rap Up]
“I only know politics about, like, you know, tanning and being a Guidette. So when I saw it was Obama and McCain, to be honest with you, the only reason why I voted for your father was because he was really cute and I liked when he did his speeches.†—Snooki to Meghan McCain [Daily Beast]