Life and Style is reporting that The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s resident cray-cray lady Danielle Staub — she of the pulled-out weave, frequent plastic surgery, convenient lesbianism, legal imbroglios, alleged affinity for hit men, and heinous pop songs — has not been asked to return for the third season of the Bravo show. Staub is supposedly “shocked,†though already hard at work trying to get her own — probably far too easy to acquire — reality show. [HuffPo]