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Relax, Lady: Pete Campbell Won’t Drop Your Baby

“I’m pretty good at [holding babies], but I’m sure [if I do,] the child’s mother will be terrified.†—Vincent Kartheiser, a.k.a. Mad Men’s Pete Campbell, on having a baby on the show [AMC]

“If we go from a base level, vampires create a hole in the neck where there wasn’t one before. It’s a de-virginization — creating blood and then drinking the virginal blood. And there’s something sharp, the fang, which is probing and penetrating and moving into it. So that’s pretty sexy. I think that makes vampires attractive … plus, Robert Pattinson is just hot, right?†—True Blood’s Stephen Moyer [RS]

“I was recently held hostage in an elevator by a group of women. I think they were a little drunk, granted, but they would not let me out until I took pictures with them. It was funny, but I was terrified. It was like the Aldonza rape scene in Man of La Mancha, if you get my drift. That’s kind of how I felt.†—Chris Colfer, a.k.a. Glee’s Kurt [OMG/Yahoo]

“I’m a real tart. I’ve been naked in a lot of movies. I feel that the nudity in some way will add to the story or the understanding of the character, I’ll do it.†—Laura Linney [More via Styelist]

“I don’t want a sock around it, that feels ridiculous. If we’re naked in the scene, then I’m naked. I’ve always been that way.†—Alexander Skarsgard on filming True Blood nude scenes [RS via HuffPo]

“Nicole is actually really cute and seems like a cool ass person, even though she’s drunk most of the time. She’s a real sweet girl.†—Snooki’s new boyfriend Jeff Miranda [Us]

Relax, Lady: Pete Campbell Won’t Drop Your Baby