“Ira Glass Tries To Explain This American Life At High School Reunion,†from The Onion: “According to sources at Milford Mill High School’s 30-year reunion, alumnus Ira Glass spent most of Saturday’s event laboring to explain his public radio program, This American Life, to former classmates. ‘I’m still not completely sure, but I think he has some sort of call-in show,’ said Glass’ sophomore biology lab partner Shannon Fortin, who reported that Glass just sighed when asked if he could say Fortin’s name on the air during his next broadcast.â€