Apparently, former CNN cryptkeeper Larry King is planning to embark on a new career as a standup comedian. Or so he claims, while also repeatedly stating that he doesn’t tell jokes, he tells stories. So…not a standup comedian? In any case, on last night’s Tonight Show, he took the mic and did two jokes that your uncle might have told you when you were 8 years old. Yeah, maybe stick to stories. But hey, at least they were more edgy than Leno’s monologue jokes.
