Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Jesse Tyler Ferguson of Modern Family claimed he recorded Oprah screaming his name on his voice mail, and Kimmel made him prove it. Also, a monitor lizard poked Conan O’Brien’s nether regions; Kevin Bacon told David Letterman how a cop pulled him over and made him nervous; and on Chelsea Lately, we learned that Glee’s Matthew Morrison likes to “do†a sweet potato “oblong-wise.†Watch our compilation to see what you missed.