I’m imagining when Seth Meyers discretely mentioned Bin Laden’s location during his bit at White House Correspondents Association Dinner, dozens of top-level Pentagon and CIA officials did a spit-take at the exact same moment. As Meyers explained “People think Bin Laden is hiding in the Hindu Kush, but did you know that everyday from 4 to 5 he hosts a show on CSPAN?,†dozens of symmetrical hot coffee geysers exploded into the air simultaneously, followed by a quick trip to their studios on Capitol Street. The fox that lives on Donald Trump’s scalp can sleep like a baby scalp fox tonight.
