Some people might argue that is too early in the morning to see a monkey using a frog to suck its dick while a child sobs in the background. I would be one of those people, which is why I am currently curled in the fetal position lifelessly staring at the wall while one hand types this. However, if you are in the sub-section of the population that likes to get in some amphibian violation with your first cuppa joe, please do watch Will Ferrell on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifiankis. There’s certainly a lot in his interview for everyone to enjoy: a little kid stopping by the set to announce that Will is fat, the two men feeding each other cherries and strawberries like two beautiful satyrs who eat by kissing on the mouth, and of course, there’s a Jon Hamm cameo. But again, I would just like to reiterate, you do see video of an actual monkey’s genitals in it, and it is before 10:00am as I am typing this. Either way, do what you want to do. I’m going to pray for God to speed up the end of the world.
