Samuel L. Jackson reading “Go The Fuck To Sleep†by Adam Mansbach (currently available for free download) might not actually put your child to sleep, but it will probably help soothe the last sparking neuron powering your brain at 3:00am, when your kid insists on giving you a a full, fictional history of what the dog did today. I’m just assuming that this would be helpful; I don’t have kids, so I sleep like a baby every night. Not your loud baby. Some other, better baby.
