In a move I’m inclined to read as an act of aggression necessitating a declaration of war, Prince William and Kate’s visit to The Simpsons is a no-go, despite Homer’s gracious, sticky invitation to stop by for a read-through. I have to assume the two were exceedingly busy, or that the rift in space-time behind the Simpsons’ bookcase only works one way, because why, why, why would you not go do this?
